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SpongeBobThinks

  1. Bikini Bottom, where some people don't wear shirts (Patrick) and others don't wear pants (Squidward) but it still all makes sense.
  2. If you ask someone "Is this the Krusty Krab" there is a 99.99999999% that they'll respond "no, this is patrick". #TryIt ;)
  3. "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" is trending worldwide, cause I'm awesome.
  4. I wonder what happened to that "The Krusty Krab 2" restaurant that Mr. Krabs had opened.... hmm......
  5. Bikini Bottom: where physics doesn't matter, and you can have campfires underwater.
  6. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  7. "is this the krusty krab?" "no, this is patrick"
  8. 26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m300a1d… I CANT FEEL MY LOOKING HOLES!
  9. "Hi Spongebob" "Oh Hiya Patrick" 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3003ik… :P
  10. d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3719437_… #FishesHaveAPenis
  11. I hate it when I plan a conversation with someone, and the other person doesn't follow the script.
  12. Hey all you people, hey all u people, wont you listen to me!? I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich with jellyfish jelly!
  13. "What happened to Mr. Puff?" *lightswitch turns on* "She doesn't like to talk about it."
  14. | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward |(•)| Plankton |•||•| Mr.Krabs
  15. I'm gonna type an essay! That's what I say! Whoo!
  16. PRETTY PATTIES! Now in 6 designer colors!
  17. #90sproblems Getting in one little fight and my mom getting scared being forced to go live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
  18. Hanging out with Sandy tonight, so I'm going to glove world...and I don't mean the theme park... ;) #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
  19. Thank You Justin for making me look less gay by comparison. :-) #jk
  20. Do you ever wonder how Patrick makes it through the day being THAT dumb? I sure do. Goodness.