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  1. I dreamt about that ridiculously hot LiLo Muse video except it wasn't LL and some twink having dirty motel sex, it was me and Leonard Nimoy. 1:30 PM Dec 18th from web
  2. Peter O'Toole was excruciatingly beautiful in "Lawrence of Arabia". 1:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  3. @NathanFillion My stained glass Spock tree star kicks your Obi Wan's ass. 1:40 AM Dec 18th from web
  4. #AlFranken really wanted to say, "Shut your whore mouth, you cheap dime-store hood." Or something. 1:12 AM Dec 18th from web
  5. Cuban eggnog: 1qt whole milk, 1pt cream, 2 eggs, 1/2c sugar, 1c dark rum, 1c light rum, 2tsp cinnamon, 1tsp fresh nutmeg, beat frothy, chill 8:00 PM Dec 17th from web
  6. @fuschiagroan When Militant Vegan Chick finally goes postal, I'm her first victim. 7:51 PM Dec 17th from web
  7. Militant Vegan Chick loudly complaining that she can't bear the smell of rotting flesh in "regular" supermarkets. Me: *wink!* MVC: beet red! 4:57 PM Dec 17th from web
  8. #AlFranken 3:05 PM Dec 17th from web
  9. Ha! Al Fraken just told Joe Lieberman to shut the hell up. 3:04 PM Dec 17th from web
  10. The AFL-CIO is about to cock punch Joe Lieberman. I knew the Obama Admin had an ace up their sleeve with the public option! MUAAAHAHAHAHA! 12:32 PM Dec 17th from web
  11. @fuschiagroan It's funny because it's true. 11:14 PM Dec 16th from web
  12. @neamhspleach I've already worked out how I'm gonna use "monkey fuck ridiculous" at a meeting. Thank you for the early Christmas present. 10:54 PM Dec 16th from web
  13. I've never seen an episode of Glee or Mad Men cos I graduated from cool school in junior high. 6:38 PM Dec 16th from web
  14. Last time, Purist Trek Fanboy Numbnuts: You don't build a ship in space for the same reasons you don't build a submarine underwater. Jeez! 5:11 PM Dec 16th from web
  15. Dogs: Yay! Mommy's home! Me: Yay! Got outside and potty *even though it's raining* Dogs: Yay! Wait. Wha-- it's raining! Fuck you, bitch! 6:22 PM Dec 15th from web
  16. I just wish there was more Hotpants Emanuel. 3:47 PM Dec 15th from web
  17. Progressives pissed at President Obama--who never said he was anything other than a Centrist. Black /= progressive. That's what *you* think. 3:32 PM Dec 15th from web
  18. Defamer is saying that #Avatar doesn't suck: http://bit.ly/6ehqiv 3:27 PM Dec 15th from web
  19. @neamhspleach Read Tim Wise. He's cool. 4:40 PM Dec 14th from web
  20. @RT @harperstudio: Publisher's Weekly, have you lost your mind? http://bit.ly/15N2Ef <Wha--whoa--the fuck? They shoulda gone with monkeys. 3:18 PM Dec 14th from web