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  1. Do S&M enthusiasts celebrate Spanksgiving?
  2. @speedmouse Sing it again?! I can do better than that: http://tinyurl.com/2nftpa (with Lyle Waggoner Smile (tm))@kateblogs, start spinning!
  3. @espiritoart Then I say unto you... grooooaaaaaaan!!!! (And thanks for the early-morning chuckle.)
  4. Weird weather continues. Sunny five minutes ago, now throwing down with rain. Poor old Mother Nature, we've beaten her up so bad.
  5. @espiritoart Brass handles... open doors... either a groaner or a splendid unintended pun!! (Good luck!)
  6. @kateblogs @Speedmouse And the theme song. :) "In her satin tights, fighting for her rights, and the old red, white and bluuuuuuuuuuue"
  7. @kateblogs @Speedmouse Ah, Wonder Woman. Childhood fantasies, though she had a really strange, flat butt, I recall. Do you have the lasso?
  8. I wonder how many potatoes there are in the world. I seem to be peeling most of them these days.
  9. @speedmouse @kateblogs I'm hiding, cos I think Kate's got her carpet shampoo out again. She scares me. :)
  10. (Blogged) How To Get Blog Traffic (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) http://tinyurl.com/nnlrv9
  11. @speedmouse That's just a rumour - I've always been sick. Mostly in the head. (Have you broken your writer's block yet?)
  12. (Blogged) How To Get Blog Traffic - http://tinyurl.com/yzg7p63 (a wee bit of tongue-in-cheek)
  13. Feels like someone has taken my brain out, peeled it, chopped it up, made chips, added salt 'n' vinegar & put it back. Deep fried & crispy.
  14. @speedmouse Can I be groovy? Or at least mildly vunderbar? If I ask nicely? With sugar on top? And cherries?
  15. Hah! Client just compared my proofing comments to Simon Cowell... in a good way (apparently that's possible). Whipped into shape! :)
  16. @BenchMoore and @mwikramanayake - looks like you've given Twitter access to spammers. Getting DMs from you. Chge passwords & app access?
  17. Currently reading a book in French (for the first time). So much easier to speak a language than read it... urgh!
  18. Excellent! -> RT @kellyskelly: A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  19. @Markable Actually, the new millennium started in 2001, but that's just me being a geeky scientific type. :)
  20. @speedmouse You always make sense, milady. (What that says about our relative states of mind, who knows?!)