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  1. FOLKS MY DONG HAS A PRINTER-FRIENDLY VERSION THAT NOBODY HAS BOTHERED TO CLICK ON SINCE 1994 4:43 PM Sep 3rd, 2009 from Tweetie
  2. MORE LIKE ***BLOW*** LEOPARD!!!!!! AM I RIGHT PEOPLE????? NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 2:38 PM Aug 28th, 2009 from Tweetie
  3. I KNOW WHERE THE WILD THINGS ***AREN'T*** !!!!! THE MOVIE THEATER 9:19 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from Tweetie
  4. IF I'M EVER FOUND DEAD IN A DUMPSTER MY BONER IMPLANT SERIAL NUMBER IS 8374A39!!! (MY QUIZNOS FRESH REWARDS CARD NUMBER IS CONFIDENTIAL) 9:32 PM Aug 24th, 2009 from Tweetie
  5. FOLKS ARE WE STILL RELYING ON PEPSI-COLA TO HELP US REFRESH EVERYTHING??? I HAVE FIVE BIG FAT RUBBERY DING-DONG DILDOS HERE AT THE READY 2:31 PM Aug 24th, 2009 from Tweetie
  6. YOU ME AND GI-JOE:RISE OF THE COBRA ICE CAPADES AT THE COW PALACE THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!! BE THERE 10:35 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from Tweetie
  7. SO PROFOUNDLY RELIEVED THOSE NORTH KOREAN JOURNALISTS ARE FINALLY IN AN AMERICAN JAIL 11:05 AM Aug 5th, 2009 from Tweetie
  8. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, I STILL LICK AS MUCH DICK AS I EVER DID, PROLLY MORE 10:17 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from Tweetie
  9. #MORETOLOVE HOW ABOUT WE ***RESERVE*** JUDGEMENT ON PLUS-SIZE WOMEN UNTIL WE GET TO KNOW THEM BUTTER?? I MEAN BATTER!!!!!!! I MEAN BETTER 9:54 PM Jul 28th, 2009 from Tweetie
  10. http://nigger.com/ I GUESS THEY **ARE** LAZY 7:49 PM Jul 27th, 2009 from Tweetie
  11. FOLKS CAN WE LOBBY DISNEY TO CALL THE TRON SEQUEL PRON??? 11:22 AM Jul 27th, 2009 from Tweetie
  12. WHY IS NOBODY DOWNLOADING MY 1024x768 LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT FANTASY ART WALLPAPERS????? 7:05 PM Jul 24th, 2009 from Tweetie
  13. IF THE SACRAMENTO BEE AND THE MODESTO BEE MAKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BEES THEY COULD STING MY BALLS INTO FUNNY SWOLLEN SHAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6:22 PM Jul 15th, 2009 from Tweetie
  14. HOW DO I KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE DONGS AND BALLS FLOPPING AROUND MY FACE AND HEAD?????????? THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT 2:01 PM Jul 14th, 2009 from Tweetie
  15. LESS AIDS ***WALKS*** AND MORE AIDS ***COCKS*** 3:18 PM Jul 12th, 2009 from Tweetie
  16. IF I WERE TOM HANKS I'D LEVER LEAVE THE CAST AWAY ISLAND http://bit.ly/dLXL9 11:32 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from Tweetie
  17. BREAKING NEWS: FAT GIRL ABDUCTED!!!!!!!! HAMBER ALERT!!!!!!!! 6:29 PM Jul 4th, 2009 from Tweetie
  18. HOW DARE FRANCE ****BAN**** MY ABILITY TO WEAR BURGERS IN PUBLIC 11:45 AM Jul 4th, 2009 from Tweetie
  19. FOLKS DID ANYONE TIVO LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF NOVA SCIENCE KNOBS 9:54 PM Jun 30th, 2009 from Tweetie
  20. http://bit.ly/19c1LK MARKING THIS PROBLEM SOLVED AND FIXED AND FINALLY CLOSED!!!!! 10:10 AM Jun 29th, 2009 from Tweetie