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  1. FINE!!!!! IF YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY FOUNTAINHEAD CAN I PLEASE HAVE A RANDJOB
  2. LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL THE JEW FONTS WHO DIED IN THE HELVETICAUST
  3. FOLKS THERE ARE ***REASONS*** AMYL NITRITE RHYMES WITH ANAL NIGHT RAPE
  4. GOD !!! HOW MUCH ***LONGER*** AM I GONNA BE """BUFFERING""" 38 OF 39 ???
  5. TIRED OF NASA DISPATCHING CAMERA-EQUIPPED MARS ROVERS INTO MY BATHROOM STALL
  6. ***BREAKING NEWS*** A SECOND KID IN A SECOND BALLOON HAS JUST CRASHED INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
  7. REPLACING ALL MY LOREM IPSUM TEXT WITH LOREM NIPSUM TEXT!!!! CHONG BONG DONG FONG LONG BONG GONG DONG PONG GONG FONG CHONG
  8. WHEN THE MOON IS OVER JAPAN WE SHOULD TOTALLY BOMB IT TWICE
  9. FOLKS SHOULD I HOLD MY WEDDING CEREMONY AT A CHURCH OR A CHUCK E. CHEESE OR A CHUCK E. CHURCH OR A CHURCH E. CHEESE
  10. MAKING THE LEAP FROM DICKS TO PRICKS!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE WHITEPAPER
  11. I WOULD TYPE ***GO NINERS*** BUT MY IPHONE KEEPS CORRECTING IT TO ***NO NIGGERS***
  12. I THINK ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE MOLESTED AND STRANGLED A 7-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL IN A CASINO TOILET SO DON'T BE JUDGING ME YOUR "HONOR"
  13. WHO DARES ME TO THROW A HANDFUL OF M&M'S AT THE TIRED OLD QUEEN WITH THE SEARS ACTION-WEAR SLACKS
  14. PULLING THE BURKA DOWN SO THE EYE HOLE IS A MOUTH HOLE
  15. FOLKS MY MAD MEN PORN NAME IS DONG RAPER
  16. HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN ASSES SIMULTANEOUSLY BE ROUND BROWN BIG BLACK OILED WET PHAT GHETTO WHITE TIGHT ***AND*** UP IN THE VIP?????
  17. FOLKS THE POLICE FOUND HER BODY IN A WALL AND HER LAST NAME IS LE .... SO I'M OFFICIALLY CALLING HER WALL-LE!!! BEEP BOOP TRASH BZZZT BONK
  18. FIRST-PERSON SHITTER!!!!!! SPLURK SPLORSH SPLURP SPLOP SPLORK SPLUSH
  19. WHEN DID THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DECIDE IT WAS OKAY TO JUST ***STOP*** REPORTING NEWS ABOUT THE WHOPPER VIRGINS????
  20. I HOPE CHINESE PEOPLE NEVER FORGET NINE/EREVEN