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  1. FOLKS DID ANYONE TIVO LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF NOVA SCIENCE KNOBS
  2. http://bit.ly/19c1LK MARKING THIS PROBLEM SOLVED AND FIXED AND FINALLY CLOSED!!!!!
  3. KRON 4CHAN
  4. WHY CAN'T CELEBRITY DEATHS HAPPEN IN BATCHES OF THREE HUNDRED ????????
  5. #MichaelJackson TOTALLY INVERTING THE BLACK AND WHITE COLORS OF MY ICON TO DEMONSTRATE SOLIDARITY
  6. FINALLY MY DUAL TRIBUTE IS COMPLETE http://bit.ly/UgMwv
  7. http://bit.ly/djfj0 URGENT BREAKING NEWS
  8. CONFUSED: IS MICHAEL JACKSON THAT BLACK MUSIC GUY I DON'T CARE ABOUT
  9. PULLING OUT FINAL CUT PRO STUDIO 2 AND ASSEMBLING A FOND LOOK BACK AT THE LIFE AND CAREER OF SARAH FAWCETT
  10. *****EXCUSE ME***** I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO DRAGGED ALL MY POV DIRTPIPE HANDJOB MILFSHAKE TORRENTS INTO THE TRASH
  11. GONNA STAND OUTSIDE MERVYNS AND SHOUT OPEN OPEN OPEN SO THEY MAGICALLY GO UN-BANKRUPT AND I CAN RETURN A SWEATER THAT TOUCHED THE TOILET
  12. I MEANT TO STUFF ***FIVE*** COCKS INTO MY MOUTH BUT I MANAGED TO STUFF IN FIVE HUNDRED!!!!!!! #FML
  13. @FedexPope JUST GIVE ME A LARPDANCE AND WE'LL CALL IT A DAY?????
  14. MY CARPOOL WENT THROUGH A TUNNEL AND I SAID HEY WE ALL HAVE ***CARPOOL TUNNEL*** SYNDROME!!! THEN I TOOK A BIG SPLUTTERY SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
  15. ****YES**** I WILL PLOP MY BALLS ON YOUR FACE AND ****NO**** YOU WILL NOT NEED UML DIAGRAMS
  16. TINTING MY ICON GREEN BUT FORGETTING TO HIT SAVE!!! THEN TRYING AGAIN BUT FORGETTING THE ICON SIZE!!! THEN TRYING AGAIN BUT FORGETTING IRAN
  17. @two_pi_r YOU SPELLED TWO_PAC_SHAKUR WRONG
  18. MORE LIKE ****DEAD*** MCMAHON!!!!!!! GET IT!??!?!!??!
  19. WAMP, MAMP OR LAMP: NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
  20. OH GOD THE DC SUBWAY CRASH!!!!!!! $5 FOOTLONGS EVERYWHERE