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  1. TIRED OF NASA DISPATCHING CAMERA-EQUIPPED MARS ROVERS INTO MY BATHROOM STALL2:30 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  2. ***BREAKING NEWS*** A SECOND KID IN A SECOND BALLOON HAS JUST CRASHED INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER12:25 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  3. REPLACING ALL MY LOREM IPSUM TEXT WITH LOREM NIPSUM TEXT!!!! CHONG BONG DONG FONG LONG BONG GONG DONG PONG GONG FONG CHONG3:17 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  4. WHEN THE MOON IS OVER JAPAN WE SHOULD TOTALLY BOMB IT TWICE10:35 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  5. FOLKS SHOULD I HOLD MY WEDDING CEREMONY AT A CHURCH OR A CHUCK E. CHEESE OR A CHUCK E. CHURCH OR A CHURCH E. CHEESE3:08 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  6. MAKING THE LEAP FROM DICKS TO PRICKS!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE WHITEPAPER5:18 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  7. I WOULD TYPE ***GO NINERS*** BUT MY IPHONE KEEPS CORRECTING IT TO ***NO NIGGERS***9:22 PM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  8. I THINK ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE MOLESTED AND STRANGLED A 7-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL IN A CASINO TOILET SO DON'T BE JUDGING ME YOUR "HONOR"11:18 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  9. WHO DARES ME TO THROW A HANDFUL OF M&M'S AT THE TIRED OLD QUEEN WITH THE SEARS ACTION-WEAR SLACKS1:51 PM Oct 2nd from Tweetie
  10. PULLING THE BURKA DOWN SO THE EYE HOLE IS A MOUTH HOLE3:38 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  11. FOLKS MY MAD MEN PORN NAME IS DONG RAPER7:57 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
  12. HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN ASSES SIMULTANEOUSLY BE ROUND BROWN BIG BLACK OILED WET PHAT GHETTO WHITE TIGHT ***AND*** UP IN THE VIP?????5:46 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  13. FOLKS THE POLICE FOUND HER BODY IN A WALL AND HER LAST NAME IS LE .... SO I'M OFFICIALLY CALLING HER WALL-LE!!! BEEP BOOP TRASH BZZZT BONK7:55 PM Sep 13th from Tweetie
  14. FIRST-PERSON SHITTER!!!!!! SPLURK SPLORSH SPLURP SPLOP SPLORK SPLUSH5:55 PM Sep 13th from Tweetie
  15. WHEN DID THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DECIDE IT WAS OKAY TO JUST ***STOP*** REPORTING NEWS ABOUT THE WHOPPER VIRGINS????9:32 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  16. I HOPE CHINESE PEOPLE NEVER FORGET NINE/EREVEN10:42 AM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  17. ***AHEM*** INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX WITH RUMER WILLIS I THINK I'LL JUST WATCH A MOONLIGHTING11:00 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  18. APART FROM THE CHOKING, I'M NOT SURE WHAT ELSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TILA TEQUILA6:34 PM Sep 7th from Tweetie
  19. LEARNING ABOUT FRACTALS AND MATH http://tinyurl.com/m8mpzs11:39 AM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  20. IF I WERE A GERMAN CLASSICAL PIANIST AND COMPOSER I'D BE LUDWIG VAN BEATOFTEN8:27 PM Sep 3rd from Tweetie