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  1. I'd say her performance was Oscar-worthy if her Russian accent wasn't so crappy. #annoyapotterfan
  2. I was shocked to learn that Cate Blanchett was playing Ralph Fiennes playing Voldemort as an alien with a magnetic skull. #annoyapotterfan
  3. Shia LeBeouf is a much better Harry Potter than that British kid. #annoyapotterfan
  4. I saw the midnight showing of "Harry Potter and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull". #annoyapotterfan
  5. @oplinko Dork, huh? There's an app for that...
  6. Soooo... Tony Romo is available? Hmmmm...
  7. @JoshMalina Guess what, everybody? Josh Malina landed safely in Vancouver! #JoshMalinaNotDeadYet
  8. @BillCorbett Yeah, right. Anyone can fake an article in the New York Times. Nice try, Bill.
  9. A sexy, young couple spreads rich, thick, liquid latex all over the bedroom... and themselves. Watch as... THE PAINT DRIES. #dullmovies
  10. @_ykv Plus, he was great as Nightcrawler in "X-Men 2." BAMF!
  11. Sonia Sotomayor: "Don't misunderstand me, Senator. Some of my best friends are white men. I'm just saying I'm way smarter than they are."
  12. @_ykv That's already been done, you idiot. Ever hear of "For Whom the Bell Tolls"?
  13. @_ykv If he hadn't already died of syphilis, I'd GIVE him syphilis and then kill him!
  14. @_ykv FRANKLINNNNN!!!!
  15. @michaeljnelson Maybe they won't notice?
  16. While the internet was down, I tried to keep busy. I invented bifocals, but then I found out that Ben Franklin beat me to it by 225 years.
  17. I'm back! What's up, fellow twits? Internet connection was down for a couple days. I spilled Dr Pepper into the motherboard or something.
  18. Woo hoo! I just got my 100th follower! And she's inviting me to her "naughty spot on the web"! There's no way this could go badly!
  19. @damiella I just jammed some hummus into my computer so I could Direct Message it to you. Now, I'M having tech problems. Fail Friday.
  20. @jengrunwald Bumblebee tuna? Or Bumblebee, the transforming car? Or Bumblebee, the furry insect that looks in no way able to actually fly?