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Spidey004

  1. @DisneyFoodBlog Late August! (Gotta love air conditioned theaters!) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DisneyFoodBlog
  2. In space, nobody can hear you scream. Unless you scream, "KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!" about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @emilyvolman Oh, shit. I thought that was au jus. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyvolman
  4. @finslippy Gorgeous. You've gotta frame that bad-boy. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to finslippy
  5. @emilyvolman And that's not worth some free tiramisu, for fuck's sake? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyvolman
  6. @lateandsoon Hope you're feeling better, buddy! I broke my big toe once, if that's any consolation. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lateandsoon
  7. @lateandsoon I missed the whole ordeal, but please read this tweet of concern and project back as if it happened in the thick of things. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lateandsoon
  8. @emilyvolman That sucks. My "Will Diddle for Dessert" shirt never gets me anything but thrown out. Double standard! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyvolman
  9. @Caissie You're very welcome. You know who I think is the best? You! And @debenham. It was his brilliant idea. I hope you got a ton-o-cards! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Caissie
  10. The guy who offered to toss my salad sure was surprised that I keep a Cranberry Spinach Salad down there for just such an eventuality. 12:22 PM Jun 1st via web
  11. My mom/wife is always begging me to put on my Oedipal underwear. And before you freak out, my dad/murder-victim doesn't seem to mind at all. 10:57 AM Jun 1st via web
  12. @introvertedwife Indeed. Hey, Green Arrow is often shortened to "GA." I wonder how that's pronounced? @FedoraFugitive 7:31 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to introvertedwife
  13. @introvertedwife Green Arrow's secret identity is Oliver Queen. That's not a pun, really, but COME ON. 7:28 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to introvertedwife
  14. @introvertedwife Now that he's out, I hope he finds a nice beau. 7:25 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to introvertedwife
  15. @introvertedwife Yeah, they really gave him the shaft. 7:22 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to introvertedwife
  16. Pebble in my shoe gave me some minor discomfort as I walked, so I'm making it watch a documentary about erosion. Payback's a bitch, pebble. 7:02 AM Jun 1st via web
  17. "Hey, you don't have to be bitten by a venomous snake to get me to slice into your calf and suck on it, baby." #SnakebiteRelatedPickupLines 1:22 PM May 31st via web
  18. @REactionFaye Oh, definitely personal. Financially, I am SCUH-REWED. 11:37 AM May 31st via web in reply to REactionFaye
  19. Do I miss the glitz and glamour of my Vegas showgirl days? Sure, sometimes. But I find that being a zombified meth addict is more rewarding. 11:30 AM May 31st via web
  20. @dreamyeyed Keep it confined to the Chitauri, please. They're all over the place, so it's a win-win. 11:04 AM May 31st via web in reply to dreamyeyed