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  1. @RomBot Romney Robot will never be accepted by the Jesuscons.
  2. RT@TheCerebralOwl I see gay Mormons. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're gay.
  3. There's a lot of innuendo in the "pollinate" episode of Sesame Street. Not kidding.
  4. Please welcome Spoon to my 25 Most Played on iTunes. It's Spoon's first time in the Top. (I have these ceremonies every time this happens.)
  5. My story, "Mount Rainier Considers Its Mental Health" is up at Brain Harvest: http://tinyurl.com/yklv2xn
  6. from my sister Rebecca: "Mitt Romney is really a robot that Harry Reid built."
  7. Terry Goodkind is a DICK. http://is.gd/59fCb
  8. NaNoWrimo achieved.
  9. Daybreakers looks... really cool. Dang it, I want to see a vampire movie.
  10. @jay_lake I'm moving Green up in my to-be-read queue. Controversy strikes again!
  11. Took a walk on Ellsworth street last night. It was meta.
  12. @Keffy Is it Thrice? Because I dig Thrice despite the Jesus.
  13. Quoted from Get Fuzzy, just for @seanlindsay: "You should write a book about how only idiots write books."
  14. has heard the thunder of the Apocalypse, and it was Bob Dylan singing "O Little Town of Bethlehem."
  15. Only this movie was more like really boring angsty heroin. (Get it? Really boring angsty... heroine?)
  16. Saw New Moon at work. Going in, I said "How bad could it be? Lots of people like it." I forgot: lots of people also do crystal meth.
  17. hates how liking Transformers is the opposite of cool these days. Once I swam in ironic indie nostalgia, now it's Michael Bay's piss.
  18. @seanlindsay Extra points if you can say "banana" at least ten thousand times.
  19. I just figured out where the replies to my tweets are... thank y'all.
  20. My embarassing existential crisis about the upcoming 30th got a boost of confidence: Chuck Palahniuk didn't write until his thirties.