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"Twinkle, twinkle little star...". My daughter just informed me that "twinkle twinkle" isn't even a joke!! What is this world coming to??6:19 PM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
Three elves walk into a strip club, the first one says, "There's a height requirment?" No, I forgot how that one goes.6:02 PM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter