SpectreCollie
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@ it was indeed an excellent show. I just wish they'd played "Levitate Me."
11:36 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to IdleThumbs
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@ That's okay, using a correct Stardate in the title is more than enough to establish your dork cred.
2:20 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to XanderSliwinski
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I'm having one of those "why don't you just stop complaining and do it my way?" days. They're getting more common lately.
2:17 PM Nov 9th
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Now I understand why there aren't more plug-ins for Windows Media Center. Writing one is a flaky, overly-complicated pain in the ass.
10:15 PM Nov 8th
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Well, that's the last time I go to Bed Bath and Beyond. They claimed to have pillowcases on sale, but it was all just a sham.
5:55 PM Nov 8th
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via @, my new favorite website of the moment:
5:39 PM Nov 8th
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So far I've seem every Coen Bros movie in a theater, but I can't get myself excited about "A Serious Man." I'm not anti-Semitic, just lazy.
4:26 PM Nov 8th
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I read today that people didn't say "hello" until the invention of the telephone. More evidence that people in the 1800s were ASSHOLES.
4:12 PM Nov 8th
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Pain don't hurt.
3:42 PM Nov 8th
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FOR THE HORDE!!!
3:39 PM Nov 8th
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@ FORTY BUTTONS IS STILL NOT ENOUGH!
3:38 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to flargh
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@ also: smoking does NOT help you stop biting your nails. Trust me on that one.
3:28 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to amber_benson
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Is that... corn?
3:26 PM Nov 8th
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@ to each his own, of course. I thought it was uncomfortably small, and it's like Apple has a pathological fear of buttons.
3:23 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to flargh
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I don't trust the Michelin Man. If he worked w/tires as much as he claims, he wouldn't be able to stay that white.
3:06 PM Nov 8th
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Sometimes I wonder if Apple makes mice solely to dick with people. To see how far they'll take the "I'll by ANYTHING Apple" mentality.
2:02 PM Nov 8th
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Forgive me, Lord
1:35 PM Nov 8th
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I lead the kind of life that's usually prefaced by "Neighbors described him as quiet" in reports of gruesome aftermaths.
11:16 PM Nov 7th
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The power outlet in my kitchen is out, but I don't want to call the landlord because then I'd have to clean up the place.
11:16 PM Nov 7th
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@ Drop7
10:21 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to Ratsofatsorat
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- Name Chuck Jordan
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.spectr...
- Bio I write jokes for videogames. Designer & writer at Telltale Games.
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