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You can't see me right now, but I'm doing the Holly Hunter-from-Raising Arizona thing. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE SO MUCH.
4 minutes ago
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Clock w/Fantastic Plastic Machine samples & video (via @) // This is RAD.
9 minutes ago
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Wait wait wait wait wait. WHICH city are these guys from again?
about 5 hours ago
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via Neatorama, in honor of Veterans' Day, videos of dogs greeting their owners returning from Iraq:
about 10 hours ago
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The Bertolli food-in-a-bag people have a very different notion of "serving size" than I do. Also: I'm fat.
about 11 hours ago
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My friend Dan's version of the X-Men #1 cover is up:
about 11 hours ago
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@ That's the best one so far!
about 11 hours ago
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..and they never bothered to run the article, or even acknowledge it. Makes me think I should just not waste my time.
10:18 PM Nov 10th
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Thing that's pissing me off at the moment: A month ago I spent a few hours writing thoughtful responses for a bunch of interview questions..
10:17 PM Nov 10th
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@ Alternate answer: being a fat person, I also bleed chocolate sauce. ON ACCOUNT OF MY TYPE 2 DIABETES.
10:17 PM Nov 10th
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@ Yeah, so does my cat. "It flows more realistically," he claims.
10:16 PM Nov 10th
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And I had to stand in the shower until my leg stopped bleeding. I could hear the Bernard Herrmann score playing and everything.
9:56 PM Nov 10th
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Last night, it looked like a Hitchcock movie, because my cat decided to do this as soon as I took my pants off:
9:54 PM Nov 10th
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Holy crap, just cut into my thumb with a can lid, I don't think I've ever seen that much blood. My bathroom looks like a DePalma movie.
9:50 PM Nov 10th
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(Every single time the cat DEA raids this place, the litter box is the first place they look).
11:58 PM Nov 9th
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I think I'm going to train my cat to use the toilet. Not for shitting, though; for disposing of his heroin.
11:56 PM Nov 9th
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@ nope, nothing from bossanova. A bunch of B-Sides, Doolittle in its entirety, 3 from Surfer Rosa, & Nimrod's Son.
11:47 PM Nov 9th
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@ yes. I assumed it came with Photoshop.
11:40 PM Nov 9th
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2) The 90s are most definitely, without a doubt, no question, over.
11:39 PM Nov 9th
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Two things I learned from the Pixies show: 1) You can be well into your 40s and still be pretty cool.
11:38 PM Nov 9th
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- Name Chuck Jordan
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.spectr...
- Bio I write jokes for videogames. Designer & writer at Telltale Games.
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