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  1. You can't see me right now, but I'm doing the Holly Hunter-from-Raising Arizona thing. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE SO MUCH. http://bit.ly/YBih4
  2. Clock w/Fantastic Plastic Machine samples & video http://www.uniqlo.jp/uniqlock/ (via @hanfordlemoore) // This is RAD.
  3. Wait wait wait wait wait. WHICH city are these guys from again? http://bit.ly/12UtKu
  4. via Neatorama, in honor of Veterans' Day, videos of dogs greeting their owners returning from Iraq: http://bit.ly/1Iun7Z
  5. The Bertolli food-in-a-bag people have a very different notion of "serving size" than I do. Also: I'm fat.
  6. My friend Dan's version of the X-Men #1 cover is up: http://bit.ly/3Y0iVt
  7. @apelad That's the best one so far!
  8. ..and they never bothered to run the article, or even acknowledge it. Makes me think I should just not waste my time.
  9. Thing that's pissing me off at the moment: A month ago I spent a few hours writing thoughtful responses for a bunch of interview questions..
  10. @in_orbit Alternate answer: being a fat person, I also bleed chocolate sauce. ON ACCOUNT OF MY TYPE 2 DIABETES.
  11. @in_orbit Yeah, so does my cat. "It flows more realistically," he claims.
  12. And I had to stand in the shower until my leg stopped bleeding. I could hear the Bernard Herrmann score playing and everything.
  13. Last night, it looked like a Hitchcock movie, because my cat decided to do this as soon as I took my pants off: http://bit.ly/3UcZ0W
  14. Holy crap, just cut into my thumb with a can lid, I don't think I've ever seen that much blood. My bathroom looks like a DePalma movie.
  15. (Every single time the cat DEA raids this place, the litter box is the first place they look).
  16. I think I'm going to train my cat to use the toilet. Not for shitting, though; for disposing of his heroin.
  17. @HieroHero nope, nothing from bossanova. A bunch of B-Sides, Doolittle in its entirety, 3 from Surfer Rosa, & Nimrod's Son.
  18. @hanfordlemoore yes. I assumed it came with Photoshop.
  19. 2) The 90s are most definitely, without a doubt, no question, over.
  20. Two things I learned from the Pixies show: 1) You can be well into your 40s and still be pretty cool.