SpectreCollie
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Man, I really, really, hate the airline industry. I'm here feeling like I'm at death's door, & they want to charge $500 to change a flight.
10:47 PM Dec 19th
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Think it's time to teach this cat how to do chores around the house. He's been enjoying the free ride for long enough already.
6:55 PM Dec 19th
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I've already pretty much failed at Christmas this year. Too much going on at work, and now I'm struck powerless with a cold.
6:26 PM Dec 19th
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I've got about a billion things I have to get done today, but I'd rather just lie down.
9:24 AM Dec 19th
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The only thing worse than having a cold is having a cold when you've got a mustache. I'll let that image sink in for a few minutes.
12:10 AM Dec 19th
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(If it's been a while since you've seen Paul Shaffer's reference:
11:09 PM Dec 18th
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@ was rad, tell everybody it was the best of the series. And then explain the ending to me.
11:06 PM Dec 18th
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A Christmas Miracle from @: Cher's hands are in a muff!
11:05 PM Dec 18th
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How can Vicks get away with calling DayQuil cold medicine? It doesn't do anything.
10:51 PM Dec 18th
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"I can't help but noticing, Pete, your balls are slightly misshapen."
10:28 PM Dec 18th
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8-Bit Christmas, Chip-Tunes Christmas carols, proceeds go to the Child's Play charity. Win - Win.
10:14 PM Dec 18th
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The whole scenario with the guy in Tokyo was pretty awesome, though.
10:08 PM Dec 18th
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Okay, Dollhouse this week SEEMED pretty bad-ass, but I can't tell if it didn't make sense or if I just didn't understand it.
10:07 PM Dec 18th
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Is arstechnica overblowing a frivolous lawsuit to make it sound like a real news story? Sources say yes.
2:25 PM Dec 18th
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Most absolutely idiotic thing I do: I end up smoking more when I have a cold. My brain knows it's a bad idea, but I can't stop doing it.
11:18 AM Dec 18th
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Pieces from the Lost-inspired art show at Gallery 1988 this week:
11:45 PM Dec 17th
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Well, I've officially lost it. I spend the entire drive home every night arguing with people who aren't there.
9:29 PM Dec 17th
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@ The monkey would clean your grandfather's ears, or his own ears?
2:11 PM Dec 17th
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What's that? You say that I write very well? Like a professional journalist? Why yes, I WILL by some discount pharmaceuticals from you!
10:41 PM Dec 16th
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Some Telltalers are playing Videlectrix games every night this week for the Child's Play charity:
9:20 PM Dec 16th
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- Name Chuck Jordan
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.spectr...
- Bio I write jokes for videogames. Designer & writer at Telltale Games.
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