Specky4Eyes
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This holiday season, why not give someone a hard time?
about 4 hours ago
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Can't they buy their own books or shop on the Internet? Sheesh, you don't hear Doctors without Barnes & Noble complaining.
about 5 hours ago
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Seriously thinking about getting one of those recumbent beds.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @: I've been playing Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf on the XBox for hours. I just cannot seem to win this argument!
about 5 hours ago
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Can't wait for the holiday specials that teach us all to listen with our hearts, smell with our hand and find our keys with our other hand.
about 16 hours ago
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@ The mind reels -- then realizes the king was in the gym with the boys while the Health Class nun explained the pencil test.
about 24 hours ago
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@ via @ Dear God. Can't unsee that.
8:43 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: @ Megalon if you've got a really big front yard, or the kid has a claw hammer growing out his forehead.
8:33 PM Nov 30th
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By the time the Hansom cabs had all disappeared from the streets of New York, everyone denied the very existence of Homely cabs.
8:32 PM Nov 30th
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"Godzilla" if it's a girl; "Rodan" if it's a painter; "Ghidorah" if it's a girl; "Behemoth" if it's a boy; "Gill Man" if it's a gill man.
4:30 PM Nov 30th
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Expectant parents: what about "Kong" for a boy and "Mothra" for a girl?
4:19 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: via @: celebrating the chaste, genital-free Christian Side Hug.
4:18 PM Nov 30th
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Not really worried about the tarantula launchers we use for home security. If you feed spiders right, they can't be turned against you.
4:02 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: This is kinda genius:
3:50 PM Nov 30th
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On the horn now to Mohammed's people to see if just this one time he might come to the mountain. We'd make it worth his while.
5:00 AM Nov 30th
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More like "relishing." @ May I assume everyone else is also enjoying a new, more aggressive variant of the Britney FV spam?
4:59 AM Nov 30th
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RT @: It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth; the minor fall, the major lift. Then add some swears in the lyrics.
4:55 AM Nov 30th
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Excited at the prospect of another week of pill-rolling and pin-setting. Good morning!
4:50 AM Nov 30th
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Absinthe can really bridge that literary gap between sulking and brooding.
7:22 PM Nov 29th
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If Mrs. Tiger Woods had only called "butterfingers."
1:35 PM Nov 29th
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- Name M. Sweeney Lawless
- Location NYC (small island near the US)
- Bio Writer of ill repute.
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