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Special_Guvnor

Let the chips, see the cheese! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@LucyHelenIsabel she always does the slaaag :) xx about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
I will be attending the Critical National Infrastructure Conference and Exhibition this month as a VIP,say hello if you figure out who I am! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@LucyHelenIsabel 'Thousand Trees' Tuuuune lol about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel mega hungover and trying to remember how I spent my Friday night!xx about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel too long to tweet my lovely xx about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel it'd be crap pay tho xx about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel Fashion Police arrested Gok Wan today as part of a targeted operation. When found guilty he should expect life imprisonment about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
If there was a tv show called worlds best take downs I would star in it after last nights perfectly executed move. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@LucyHelenIsabel did you tell him to have words with himself! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel license to thrill now!x 2:54 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel nothing beats cutting grass, not even ironing!x 2:36 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
@LucyHelenIsabel you need more than a mower with that bush. You've really let yourself go! ...And various other innuendos... 7:13 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel
Such a testing night tonight,non stop and such a wide spectrum of offences. Cuffs are now out of service due to blood ceasing the parts. 7:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
What a day to be operational, my trousers are scorchio! 6:25 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
BBCLeeds Murdered PC's memorial re-located: A memorial to murdered PC Sharon Beshenivsky is moved to a site in Bradford w... bbc.in/Kq5TgB 10:42 PM May 20th via twitterfeed Retweeted by Special_Guvnor and 9 others
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Miss_Hotspur Smiled once in bar last night, Chelsea go to lift trophy and all TVs cut off for 5 mins. Barman goes to chalkboard, writes #COYFS & leaves! 3:26 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Special_Guvnor and 12 others
@J_Whitham hungry for a MILF? 3:23 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to J_Whitham
@LucyHelenIsabel smashing! Do tell why you are smashing?x 6:41 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LucyHelenIsabel

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