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  1. Tanis development proceeding. Acquire headpiece. Staff of Ra. Abner Ravenwood, U.S..
  2. @LauraJSilverman Do you double-check your math? syllabically speaking. Or are you one of those Haiku Geniuses?
  3. @herlihy By about 2:00 PM, after a couple of conference calls and the fourth coffee dosing, shall we expect the Patch Adams-era Williams?
  4. By the time this Bay Bridge thing blows over, no WAY they can trace that Tic-Tac box I tossed out the sunroof near the Yurba Buena turnoff.
  5. No Candy Corn has been manufactured since the 1950s- They just sweep up the old stuff every year - the rain runoff evenly distributes it.
  6. @herlihy Do you have a shoddy birth certificate purported to have been issued in the Canal Zone and a birther to heckle you?
  7. @kellyoxford Jessica is the one woman Esai Morales could not possess. And it drives you mad.
  8. @thepioneerwoman The Great Alan Rickman....
  9. Generally speaking, a single-deck headline that includes your name and the phrase "Stripper Incident" is problematic http://bit.ly/2old0y
  10. @thepioneerwoman I could actually make this.
  11. At long last, have you left no sense of decency, sir? Robbing a Chuck E CHEESE? http://bit.ly/4fD2Ol
  12. CalTrans: With Bridge Closure, Thousands Of Commuters Use BART - Expect Delays, Awkward Seatmate Encounters and Passenger Groping
  13. Bay Bridge nearly collapses AND smoking-hot Czech supermodels hitting on Rosie O'Donnell - Rip in fabric of space-time? http://bit.ly/2H4JQL
  14. @LauraJSilverman The rest of America has no appreciation for the havoc this wind wreaks with our hair.
  15. @herlihy I'd nearly forgotten about the Matt Herlihy "tumescent" Search-and-Replace widget we developed at my old shop.
  16. RT @FakeAPStylebook: In medical stories, the opinions of doctors should be secondary to those of celebrities.
  17. Some time after Roger Ebert lost the ability to speak , he wrote this amazing essay about the experience of writing http://j.mp/4ju3nx
  18. #100 Very Fine Sandman #milquetoastsuperheroes
  19. Ruth Gordon. #milquetoastsuperheroes
  20. Timorous Man #milquetoastsuperheroes