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SpeakItTweetIt

  1. No one ever answers my questions but everyone questions my answers. 3:20 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  2. Too young for marriage. Too old for games. Too smart for players. 3:19 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  3. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets all jalepeno business. 6:26 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android
  4. Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone :) 12:18 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android
  5. Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks. 12:17 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android
  6. Alcohol is never the answer.. but it does make you forget the question. 11:42 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android
  7. Can't spell happiness without penis ;) 2:18 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. Life is short, and so is your penis. 2:06 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  9. Your clothes would look better on my floor :) 2:02 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. 3:53 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  11. Rich people walk on the red carpet, but I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit. 1:02 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for Android
  12. Well done, you deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger. 2:20 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  13. "Talk dirty to me ;)" "Mud" 3:10 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. 3:02 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  15. If you can't be a good influence, be a horrible warning. 2:58 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  16. So much shit comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous. 3:15 PM Apr 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  17. Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch." 3:09 PM Apr 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  18. I got in an elevator and two guys where about to fight. I pushed the button & yelled "Its about to go down!!!" 3:07 PM Apr 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  19. I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him (: 3:06 PM Apr 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  20. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bs. 3:05 PM Apr 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  • Name SpeakIt TweetIt
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  • Bio Daily quotes about life, love, bitches and haters. #Followback Check out @NathanRyan on youtube! Naughtynate719 for some laughs #ninjas
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