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SpazTCat

  1. Just in: New Olympic logo salutes torch tour of Wigan twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu…
  2. Attention people of Wigan. Put down your pies on sticks. It is the #olympicflame, not a fondue set
  3. Breakfast, northern style. twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu…
  4. A new advert shows the Michelin Man has either lost weight or he's wearing a space-saver
  5. Of course, here in Blackpool we're used to this weather all year round. Nothing special
  6. I hope pets are being looked after in this weather. Us furry creatures have to stick together in such heat. Sometimes literally.
  7. I fell asleep in my chair today. I guess that's what happens when you get to nine
  8. I can say with some authority that Jamie Theakston is not like a cat, well fed or otherwise #socceraid
  9. If I heard that right, the England substitution is a man from JLS who has just returned from his stag FORTNIGHT.
  10. Ah, the England match, great. Thought it was last night but.... Hang on. Will Ferrell?
  11. Too hot for Spaz. twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu…
  12. I just heard a hot sheep emit a weary and disinterested "meh". This is also how I feel
  13. I fear the coroner may return a narrative verdict, cause if death: pork pie
  14. I am concerned over the safety of my lunch.
  15. Fuck off Heston
  16. Ta daaa! img.ly/iGnD
  17. @slowreadersclas @Photo329 I'm not exaggerating about the pie van, this is the view from the front door twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu…