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SpazTCat

  1. Just in: New Olympic logo salutes torch tour of Wigan twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu… 3:18 AM May 31st via web
  2. Attention people of Wigan. Put down your pies on sticks. It is the #olympicflame, not a fondue set 1:55 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  3. Breakfast, northern style. twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu… 12:42 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  4. A new advert shows the Michelin Man has either lost weight or he's wearing a space-saver 11:46 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  5. Of course, here in Blackpool we're used to this weather all year round. Nothing special 11:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  6. I hope pets are being looked after in this weather. Us furry creatures have to stick together in such heat. Sometimes literally. 10:32 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  7. I fell asleep in my chair today. I guess that's what happens when you get to nine 2:50 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  8. I can say with some authority that Jamie Theakston is not like a cat, well fed or otherwise #socceraid 1:51 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  9. If I heard that right, the England substitution is a man from JLS who has just returned from his stag FORTNIGHT. 1:38 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  10. Ah, the England match, great. Thought it was last night but.... Hang on. Will Ferrell? 1:35 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  11. Too hot for Spaz. twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu… 6:37 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  12. I just heard a hot sheep emit a weary and disinterested "meh". This is also how I feel 9:27 AM May 26th via web
  13. I fear the coroner may return a narrative verdict, cause if death: pork pie 6:17 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  14. I am concerned over the safety of my lunch. 6:15 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  15. Fuck off Heston 3:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  16. Ta daaa! img.ly/iGnD 2:07 AM May 25th via Twitterrific
  17. @slowreadersclas @Photo329 I'm not exaggerating about the pie van, this is the view from the front door twitter.com/SpazTCat/statu… 10:39 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to slowreadersclas
  • Name SpazTCat
  • Location The Vegas of the North
  • Bio A dog IS just for Christmas, I find turkey a little dry
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