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  1. It is kind of depressing. But I think my meager wealth and possessions will be well-cared for or put to good use.
  2. I am finally more excited than nervous about the trip. But my crazy dreams of late have made me paranoid, and I have thus produced a will.
  3. Sweet air, I can breathe again.
  4. @Saarskorpe What kind of special? Like, revealing that you're Batman special?
  5. dealdealdealdealdealdealwithit.
  6. themarysue.com/crayon-dragon-… watch it, it's short
  7. @soulpapaya Durians are very strange as edible things go. Did you know that once they were used to reduce fevers?
  8. The weather right now is amazing
  9. If it's later revealed that he is their father as the title suggests, that is a whole boatload of icky.
  10. It's about a university student who has to take care of his nieces when his sister and her husband go missing after a plane crash.
  11. Now that the season is done, I really just want to spend all night watching 'Listen to me girls! I am your father.' but that would be bad.
  12. Sometimes I wish I could wake up a better person.
  13. Invisible llama
  14. Oh Internet. You never fail to bewilder me.
  15. Again.
  16. And again.
  17. Had more crazy dreams.
  18. @soulpapaya You're a coolface!
  19. Also, the Green Goblin originally rode a broomstick? A science-y broomstick with fire and wires, but a broomstick.
  20. with the Human Torch by invading the Torch's private party and mocking him? Completely unprovoked. Way to be a hero.