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  1. Casablanca (first of my conquering the AFI original 100), leftovers & cheap white wine: a date with myself.
  2. RT @elyseholladay: http://twitvid.com/CE729 - #factsaboutsparkerpants @SparkerPants has a party in her cupholders, and i have video proof
  3. RT @jmoneyjackson: @SparkerPants you're nicky hayden's long lost twin sister #factsaboutsparkerpants owensboro is looking for you
  4. RT @elyseholladay: hmm #factsaboutsparkerpants things we know: likes unicorns (duh), pumpkin things, roofiecoladas, and public humiliation
  5. #factsaboutsparkerpants RT @lsand2: Owns magical rainbow leopard shirt; very photogenic; anti-Twilight/angsty teenage literature; UNICORNS!
  6. T said he liked the list of Narwhal facts, so I started thinking: if there were a list of facts about me, the Sparker, what would it say?
  7. @shueytexas Don't stop now, baby. That's snot hot.
  8. @mandiromano Me too. I be you there are narwhals there.
  9. UNICORNS OF THE SEA! Or: Narwhals are real, people. http://bit.ly/4zMBmA
  10. .@bdubisjuice I DEFINITELY need a velvet cloak with a sparkly hood. Putting it on The List.
  11. My very favorite Christmas song, ever of all time (bonus: I think that's a sparkly hooded velvet cloak on Karen) http://bit.ly/4QShBl
  12. RT @elyseholladay: possibly the best video of all time, courtesy of now-reinstated-girlfriend http://bit.ly/7dE14e in which we meet Santa
  13. Man, I had never really thought about how creepy the lyrics to "Baby It's Cold Outside" are- 'Say, what's in this drink?' ROOFIECOLADA.
  14. The problem w/listening to xmas music on Pandora while working? I WANT TO SING REALLY BADLY. I'm sure my cube neighbors would appreciate.
  15. @MMBarnhill Just wait til you see the video. MAGNIFICENT.
  16. This is HYSTERICAL. RT @elyseholladay: oh man i think @newlywedsontjob may be the best new use of twitter
  17. @wyblemc Good luck! The cats wish you good luck as well.
  18. @elyseholladay Haha- I'm trying to upload it! The phone service in this building is terrible!
  19. Well you guys- I'm officially seven years old. FOR XMAS I WANT A UNICORN PONY & A TRIP TO A MOTOGP RACE! http://bit.ly/7graA5
  20. @JillWhitfield Haha- we always used to say "you know you're in grad school when you've given a presentation in a bar". Good times.