SparkerPants
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Casablanca (first of my conquering the AFI original 100), leftovers & cheap white wine: a date with myself.
9 minutes ago
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RT @: - @ has a party in her cupholders, and i have video proof
about 1 hour ago
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RT @: @ you're nicky hayden's long lost twin sister owensboro is looking for you
about 2 hours ago
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RT @: hmm things we know: likes unicorns (duh), pumpkin things, roofiecoladas, and public humiliation
about 2 hours ago
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RT @: Owns magical rainbow leopard shirt; very photogenic; anti-Twilight/angsty teenage literature; UNICORNS!
about 2 hours ago
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T said he liked the list of Narwhal facts, so I started thinking: if there were a list of facts about me, the Sparker, what would it say?
about 2 hours ago
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@ Don't stop now, baby. That's snot hot.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Me too. I be you there are narwhals there.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to mandiromano
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UNICORNS OF THE SEA! Or: Narwhals are real, people.
about 2 hours ago
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.@ I DEFINITELY need a velvet cloak with a sparkly hood. Putting it on The List.
about 2 hours ago
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My very favorite Christmas song, ever of all time (bonus: I think that's a sparkly hooded velvet cloak on Karen)
about 3 hours ago
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RT @: possibly the best video of all time, courtesy of now-reinstated-girlfriend in which we meet Santa
about 4 hours ago
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Man, I had never really thought about how creepy the lyrics to "Baby It's Cold Outside" are- 'Say, what's in this drink?' ROOFIECOLADA.
about 6 hours ago
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The problem w/listening to xmas music on Pandora while working? I WANT TO SING REALLY BADLY. I'm sure my cube neighbors would appreciate.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Just wait til you see the video. MAGNIFICENT.
about 6 hours ago
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This is HYSTERICAL. RT @: oh man i think @ may be the best new use of twitter
about 7 hours ago
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@ Good luck! The cats wish you good luck as well.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to wyblemc
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@ Haha- I'm trying to upload it! The phone service in this building is terrible!
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to elyseholladay
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Well you guys- I'm officially seven years old. FOR XMAS I WANT A UNICORN PONY & A TRIP TO A MOTOGP RACE!
about 8 hours ago
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@ Haha- we always used to say "you know you're in grad school when you've given a presentation in a bar". Good times.
about 8 hours ago
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- Name Sparker
- Location Texas
- Web http://aquaticcou...
- Bio I am occasionally witty and engaging. I am a grad student. I also collect fauxconuts. (Photo cred: Laughing Goat Studios)
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