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  1. Warned a friend yesterday about the danger of mixed medications, a morning slurpee & coffee taken together can cause brain melting and gas.
  2. At a loss of social alternatives even poor junior anarchists need haircuts to look good for their job interviews.
  3. Edited inspiration...a tipped hat & full glass to all the friends, family, strangers, & strange friends & family that continue to inspire me
  4. Circumstantial evidence is just no match for good old fashioned paranoia, who moved my coffee mug...
  5. Sentimental signs of nostalgia are just fine but a movie starring Debie Gibson, a giant octopus, & mega shark who eats airplanes is too much
  6. As a general rule, you should never consider selling a body part to make rent that does not regenerate on it's own.
  7. It's natural to want your daughter to do great with her life like find a cancer cure even better if she doesn't cause zombies in the process
  8. Citronella sunshine is keeping most of us inside, at least when global warming finally hits the icecaps we will have a cool breeze to die by
  9. Always thought I hated yard work still do but something satisfying can be said about controlling the universe a bit, even if it is mowing.
  10. Words to live by....There is no "can't" in "do" but there is an "O" and that has to count for something.
  11. Buy, borrow, or steal "I Love Rock n Roll" by The Jesus & Mary Chain, makes you alive driving music too loud to hear your work phone ring.
  12. A reverant bow to the average American, who ever you are, when everything is a special case, it is hard to tell anymore who is to blame.
  13. Lithuanian subtitles told me I must have downloaded the wrong video, either that or I have lost my language skills to Yo Gabba Gabba.
  14. Vanity is primal purity, but it doesn't make it right or true, some shirts should just stay in the house with you.
  15. Blue sky drive into work with 80's hair band music blaring, can't hear the phone ring as I sing my way into traffic. Long live Enuff Znuff.
  16. Software upgrades are a tech Christmas morning you never really know what you are getting but you can bet there will be parts you can break.
  17. If we tuned out all the noise in our corporate lives, would there be anything left to hear?
  18. Following yourself is the digital equivalent of walking in circles, but at least you know where you are going, if not where you have been.
  19. Discovered a great song on a CD I have owned for a while, does anyone listen to the b-sides in life anymore, or have the filters taken over.
  20. A Best Buy responded to me yesterday "what do you mean by 'documentary'?" may the aliens be kind on our soft skulls when they enslave us.