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  1. .@nerdyartist and I are eating M&Ms w/faces of the members of KISS printed on them. They were on clearance...at Wal-Mart, naturally.
  2. Leaving 2 minutes early for Thanksgiving weekend! It's considered a company perk...
  3. @jameshields Ahh, good deal. Take care of yourself. The life changes required to manage that are not fun from what I understand.
  4. @jameshields Gah! When did that happen?
  5. Never thought I'd WANT 2B in OH RT @mental_floss: Cleveland readers: The 1st @mental_floss retail store opens Saturday: http://bit.ly/8uC351
  6. For all you #Gleeks out there, check out @mental_floss quiz, "The Cast of #Glee: Where Have I Seen Them Before?" http://twurl.nl/1dkjnm
  7. Happy Birthday, @shieldzspd! I hear you're getting old. I'm sorry to hear that. Happens to the best of us.
  8. @WeirdoToys I couldn't tell you how many web forms I've filled out as "Heywood Jablowme" since 1994...
  9. Damn it, Amazon! $100 for a Bluray player!? Do you hate me? Can't you wait till next payday!? Bastards... http://twurl.nl/sw55u8
  10. @lockepeterseim Sadly no one accepted my fee of $100/word. Thinking about a discount tomorrow - $99/word. It's a steal!!
  11. Loving the new channels on @RokuPlayer! Pandora and Facebook Photos are favorites so far.
  12. Right now my co-workers are talking about people who eat their own scabs. And they wonder why I generally eat my lunch by myself...
  13. Way to go, St Louis! Maybe this will keep all the local idjits from saying "That study is biased! It's not that bad!" http://twurl.nl/8nz3ko
  14. @Morocco_Mole Sorry, can't do binary. But my buddy RoboCop might help. He's an ex-cop, budget cuts forced him to retire, looking for work.
  15. Emailed some1 recently for a @mental_floss story. She never replied, but she did take the liberty of adding me to her spam list. Very nice.
  16. I just found my new @mental_floss research tool: http;//www.diigo.com - it's everything I ever wanted and more.
  17. Anyone looking for a freelance writer? I only charge $100 per word. (Hey, it's worth a shot, right?)
  18. Only thing wrong with Not Quite Hollywood (http://bit.ly/5iOObz) on @instant_netflix is that @netflix has so few of the films mentioned.
  19. I'm bored. It's weird. I'm never bored. But I just can't force myself to do anything but surf the web. WTH?
  20. @rainbowfish13 Thankfully the book fell in before I had used the toilet. So I dished it out and let it dry. No flushing was attempted.