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  1. Tonight I learned how Italians came here and took away from hardworking 'Mericans all the cushy jobs of staring at herpes. Thanks @nerdist!
  2. sitting in the audience for @nerdist @aladdin #nicetweets
  3. @joebrent doomed.
  4. Happy Birthday @ScarpeGrosse :)
  5. @nickodm OBEY
  6. RTFT @waxpancake It's 105 degrees in Portland, hotter than Abu Dhabi and only two degrees short of the all-time record. Time for a cold ...
  7. @vpisteve breaknap...it's what all the cool sloths are doing these days
  8. erotic robotic acrobatic drunk dialering hit-and-run party crashing crowdsourcing that regenerative polywater mothereffing #argfest. 2009.
  9. QFT RT @jmsenderPNL says "Argfest drunk dialering is an abomination!"
  10. @toenolla i grabbed all the memorial stones and cranes last night, bringing them back to the hotel in a bit #argfest
  11. Nope wait, balls. Sorry jamesi
  12. I mean alcohol
  13. This episode of inappropriate twitter theatre brought to you by balls
  14. Nope wait, balls. Sorry jamesi
  15. Buts! I meant nuts!
  16. Why the fuck am I up already and why are there pieces of balls stuck in my teeth
  17. @giskard Being drunk doesn't make you wrong. There.
  18. Must. Love. Fucking. Robots.
  19. How do you say 'meh' in robotongue?
  20. "I'll recur." #1stdraftmovielines (Bonus: "It's not an aneurysm.")