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SouthWestExile

AmhRichardson New racist crowd for Euro2012 #FIFA13updates about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 10 others
@Twisted_Blood I'll see your Lovejoy and raise you a Danny Dyer being punched youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JH… 12:10 PM May 30th via web in reply to Twisted_Blood
ThePoke THE HORROR > This just happened on Countdown. Seriously. twitter.com/BarnabyEdwards… (via @BarnabyEdwards) 8:15 AM May 30th via Osfoora for iPhone Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 245 others
ThePoke honest gym poster twitter.com/ThePoke/status… 12:20 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 253 others
sidcelery As a consequence of Harry Redknapp's dyslexia, Tottenham Hotspur have just announced the signing of Eddie Izzard 1:18 PM May 28th via Plume for Android Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 833 others
JacobSteinberg Eden Hazard announces his retirement from football, plans to go travelling with Pep Guardiola, see world. 9:07 AM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 271 others
qikipedia Perfumes are the feelings of flowers - HEINRICH HEINE 6:02 AM May 28th via web Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 65 others
Nouriel Time to start taxing Vatican assets and income given that the church is biggest legal tax evader in Italy and biggest real estate owner 2:11 AM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 415 others
@JacobSteinberg He's been such a regular feature that Hodgson has forgotten he's not very good any more. Beckham all over again. 2:02 PM May 26th via web in reply to JacobSteinberg
@SeppBlatter You tried golden goal and silver goal. Penalties deliver high tension and great entertainment. You're an idiot. 7:09 AM May 25th via web in reply to SeppBlatter
ThePoke If you don't know the difference between "there," "their" and "they're" your a moron. (via @andylevy) 9:51 PM May 23rd via Osfoora for iPhone Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 108 others
TwopTwips PREPARE your kids for office life by making them buy their own birthday cake. (via @_Enanem_) 3:09 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 376 others
StupidFootball In honour of Didier Drogba leaving, Chelsea have retired the stretcher. (@C_C__Rock) 9:18 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 386 others
barneyronay Imagine he creeps around the house just looking for a quiet 5 minutes without her leaping out from behind a door with her tub of lube 2:38 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 4 others
barneyronay New samantha brick article about her husband. "Each afternoon before his siesta I massage his head and shoulders with lavender oil." ..Eurgh 2:35 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 5 others
TomPascoe7 @StupidFootball Isn't it funny that Drogba is leaving Chelsea, just in time for the Olympics? Watch out Tom Daley, you've got competition! 11:56 AM May 21st via web in reply to StupidFootball Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 73 others
SarahJayneDraws I knew children were evil RT have you seen a child's skull before it loses its teeth? DEMON MAGIC twitter.com/Bahtoe/status/… (via @Bahtoe)" 11:06 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 787 others
StupidFootball If Joey Barton wants to rehabilitate his image, he should punch John Terry in the face. Everyone would love him then. (@shawnbkn) 10:58 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 795 others
GaryLineker Congratulations to West Ham United! Back in the Premier League, where they belong. 8:52 AM May 19th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 1292 others
tbskyen @qikipedia Argon walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve your kind in here." Argon doesn't react. 9:01 AM May 18th via TweetDeck in reply to qikipedia Retweeted by SouthWestExile and 499 others