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@mokers good point.41 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to mokers
Word. RT @TIME: "In Chicago we hold fast."MARIANNE TURK, on why Chicagoans refuse to call the Sears Tower by its new name, the Willis Towerabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
You Mother F-N-C Word Nazi Unicorn! #michaelandmichaelhaveissues Great first episode, guys! @michaelianblack @mshowalterabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
No Problema.. RT @bsideblog: specifically, thanks to @esteemengine @SorryIGotDrunk @BigBrotherCrazeabout 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
@bsideblog hiabout 16 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to bsideblog
So @iamdiddy and I finally have something in common. Except that GOD'S CHILD part. I am most definitely from somewhere else.about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
RT @funnyordie: "Con-Air is the dumbest movie I've ever done. But I guess a whore can't complain when her ass hurts." -John Malkovichabout 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
is trying to find that can of gas and box of strike anywhere matches..about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
RT @sportsguy33: I'd pay 25K for Obama to make a "Hey Joe, Artie Lange told me you're a big fan of c***suckers.com?" joke right now. No, 50K7:10 PM Jul 14th from UberTwitter
RT @marklisanti: .@Alyssa_Milano's twitter did a better job of tracking Obama's first pitch than Fox's cameraman.6:12 PM Jul 14th from UberTwitter
RT @Alyssa_Milano: It was a strike. No bounce. Velocity around low 50's-ish. #allstargame http://twitpic.com/advu56:11 PM Jul 14th from UberTwitter
@bsideblog I'm sorry man. I truly am. If there is anything I can do for you in these troubling times, don't hesitate to ask.5:31 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to bsideblog
Still waiting for all this "Twitter Cash" to come rollin in...5:19 PM Jul 14th from web
@rachelrusch just add some whiskey. it'll be fine.5:07 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to rachelrusch
It's definitely too hot to be working today.. Think I need to exit stage right..3:07 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
Spuds Mckenzie is in a fake marriage with Sarah Jessica Parker. #salaciousmascotgossip11:52 AM Jul 14th from UberTwitter
This is why I don't say things. RT @mattwrobel: @RichMarincic No! Take it back down! I was wrong!11:49 AM Jul 14th from UberTwitter
Advantages of being a Mailman: 1. You can fart whenever you want.11:37 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
Charlie Tuna swims upstream.. if you know what I mean. #salaciousmascotgossip11:21 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
@FastNeddy now i'm really confused.10:32 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to FastNeddy

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Location Culver City, CA
Bio Behind Every Great Man Is An Asshole

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