Sontra
- Eight hours of Rock Band only has one ending: me not getting laid.1:21 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- Only dead fish give up on their duties as governor.2:47 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Coming soon to FOX: Less To Love - The show where one bulimic man tries to find love among eight anorexic women.6:57 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Proof of a Vengeful God: Waking up before the sun.10:55 AM Jul 2nd from web
- It is 4 am. If you're reading this, you're either in between porn sites or in between porn sites.
You sick, twisted bastard.4:35 AM Jul 1st from web
- Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. Absence reminds me how awesome it is not to be bitched at for my shitty facial hair.3:41 PM Jun 30th from web
- I'm sure glad Michael Jackson died so I could forget about that whole Iran thing.11:19 PM Jun 28th from Twitterrific
- I don't know what a normal mother/son relationship is like, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't involve teabagging...10:56 PM Jun 28th from Twitterrific
- Either that .jpeg is a .gif or I'm seeing things.12:51 AM Jun 28th from web
- I am drenched in a weird red liquid that smells of strawberry (Unrelated: I'm not single anymore! My new girlfriend is Strawberry Shortcake)7:06 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Sitting here on the bus, I see a father and son who can only be described as Kid Rock and Baby Rock. What an odd city I live in.6:58 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- "Your grandmother and I have a lot in common. For example, we've both seen you naked."10:49 PM Jun 26th from web
- "Can I put my bookmark in your page?" Clearly we haven't dirty-talked in a long time...2:07 PM Jun 26th from web
- Masquerading as a man with a reason / My charade is the event of the season #FNF12:36 PM Jun 26th from web
- I just finished the Internet. I give it 3/5 stars. While the characters were interesting, the plot was perplexing at best.9:38 PM Jun 25th from web
- Being sick is what dying must feel like.10:23 PM Jun 24th from web
- I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet. But I did just puke. So I guess I saved $10.10:22 PM Jun 24th from web
- The RIAA successfully sued a woman for 1.92 million for 24 songs. This is why people pirate music. $80,000 for a song is totally overpriced!12:53 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Vodka + Twizzlers = Best Puke Ever5:08 PM Jun 21st from web
- "I wouldn't fuck her with my buddy's dick."12:58 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
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- Name Steven Ray Orr
- Location BC, Canada
- Web http://www.steven...
- Bio I'm Steve! A political science major. Mildly jaded. Fairly bitter.
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