Sontra
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"It's a good thing I don't have a genie right now, because I'd probably regret those wishes real soon."
about 14 hours ago
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"Exciting news!" "You're pregnant?" "... No." "You've been approved for liposuction?"
about 17 hours ago
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Remember when I used to tweet while I pooped?
Yeah, I'm doing that again.
2:13 PM Nov 28th
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Alrighty, I've got some Google Wave invites and am in need of a blowjob.
Who can do the math?
11:50 PM Nov 26th
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Fine! I'll admit it! I'm racist against Glenn Beck. And, I suppose, anyone who watches Fox News non-ironically.
2:25 PM Nov 20th
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"I don't need no euphemisms for my dick."
10:57 PM Nov 18th
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No Facebook, I do not want to reconnect with <Insert Name>. They're only still a "friend" because I'm too much of a wuss to delete them.
12:51 AM Nov 12th
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Unisex bathrooms remind women that men are slobs.
10:14 PM Nov 11th
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Dear 3 am. Stop it.
3:17 AM Oct 20th
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A 15 page paper on the politics of technology? Pshaw. Forget that. Just read my twitter stream.
6:14 PM Oct 17th
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WTF? "I love the texture of your vagina."
2:26 AM Oct 17th
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"Oh yeah? Well, your face is headed towards the rough." Lesson learned. Don't take the girlfriend golfing ever again.
12:58 PM Oct 16th
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This year, I'm thankful for my roommate's parents who gave him leftovers that I'm going to steal when he goes to bed.
9:29 PM Oct 11th
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Dear Brian Herbert:
We get it. You hated your father. Ten books was enough to shit on his grave. Now, please, stop publishing Dune novels.
5:05 AM Oct 11th
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It took me 3 tries for that last tweet, proving that I do not deserve a Nobel Prize for Spelling. Or Being Funny. Or Peace.
3:34 AM Oct 9th
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President Obama winning a Nobel proves he isn't American, because it means he is liked. And we all know Americans are completely unlikeable.
3:32 AM Oct 9th
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Google Wave invites don`t come for free people. If you want something, you have to suck the necessary amount of dick to get it.
2:00 AM Oct 5th
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Okay, Mr. President, Chicago can hold the Sontra-lypics if you really, really want.
1:26 AM Oct 4th
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Let's see if you can sleep with him when you're chained to my radiator you cheating whore.
10:43 AM Sep 30th
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Hey Freud, could my oral fixation actually be a highly specialized anal fixation?
9:03 AM Sep 30th
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- Name Steven Ray Orr
- Location BC, Canada
- Web http://www.steven...
- Bio I'm Steve! A political science major. Mildly jaded. Fairly bitter.
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