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  1. There's nothing like the sight of a foot tall dog attempting to run through three foot tall snow drifts to brighten your day. about 19 hours ago from web
  2. I'm noticing that Favstar posts are divided into four categories: Drunk jokes, parent jokes, crazy person jokes, and Nick Jonas. about 21 hours ago from web
  3. Class got canceled tomorrow as well. It's finals week, and I have a five day weekend. 3:04 PM Dec 9th from web
  4. Nothing says "day off" like a six foot snow drift against my garage door. 6:56 AM Dec 9th from web
  5. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on Hulu. I guess I should see what all the fuss is about. 1:27 PM Dec 8th from web
  6. I wonder if there's some part of the biological aging process that makes the Hallmark channel seem enjoyable. It would explain a lot. 7:31 PM Dec 6th from web
  7. I'm one philosophical argument closer to ending debates by bludgeoning people with a large bundle of Schaeffer books. Patience is hard. =( 9:57 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. Wow, is it the first Sunday of the month already? Time to stalk dead people. Ha Ha. Sometimes I wish I were joking. 8:53 AM Dec 5th from web
  9. I got hit over my metaphoric head by this sinus cold. Also my real head. 8:30 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. Axe commercials are so awful they make my X chromosome hurt. 1:38 PM Dec 3rd from web
  11. Last night I dreamt that every time I entered a restroom, I got hit by a train. I woke up thinking: "Great, two more subconscious phobias." 11:56 AM Dec 3rd from web
  12. The chainsaw and accompanying tree hidden cleverly within my Wii are really beginning to irritate me. The buzzing drowns out the TV. 5:18 PM Dec 2nd from web
  13. Lesson learned: Expressing joy concerning the completion of Algebra homework to a bio-statistician makes them smirk condescendingly. 6:47 PM Dec 1st from web
  14. I think I've found the only way I can gain weight: I must attempt to do homework from home. Escapist snacking is doubly delicious. 1:00 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. My two hour class got canceled this morning. All in all, I drove an hour and forty-five minutes to discover this and then come home. *sigh* 8:06 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. RT @badbanana: Tiger Woods deserves the benefit of the doubt no matter how many people he supposedly killed. 8:50 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. In the new Super Mario Bros, Bowser kidnaps Peach by hiding in her birthday cake. Lesson learned: Never let a Toad hire strippers. 12:06 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. Me: "What does a slapchop do?" Brendan: "You slap it and it chops stuff up. You know, just like a woman." 12:17 PM Nov 29th from web
  19. My nephew poops in the tub and then bursts out laughing. Does that count as both self deprecating and self defecating humor? 7:04 AM Nov 29th from web
  20. My post-Thanksgiving mellowness was marred by finding my bathroom and bedroom trashed, and my possessions rifled through. 9:54 PM Nov 28th from web