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  1. wtf does Palin have up her sleeve, and is anyone else scared?
  2. What I wouldn't give to be in my hometown this weekend, for the fireworks display. SOB
  3. Local tea party "to feature rifles, cotton candy," according to the newspaper. Ahhh, the South.
  4. "Trying" being the operative verb there.
  5. "...but he is trying to fall back in love with his wife."
  6. Love this article tag: "In an interview with the AP this week, Sanford said a woman he visited last month in Argentina is his soul mate..."
  7. Oh my lord, more religious dudes at the door. Apparently the "No Solicitations" sign on the door doesn't send enough of a fuck-off vibe.
  8. Creepy! How does Facebook know whom I follow on Twitter and what blogs I read? I've not linked Facebook to any other part of my online life!
  9. @notthatyouasked: I actually get that a lot. Then again, my grandfather used to be convinced that I looked like Demi Moore, so, you know.
  10. RIP Mollie Sugden. She was genius.
  11. One of the books I loved as a child is in Special Collections here at UF. FINE. MAKE ME FEEL OLD.
  12. @notthatyouasked: I've had hives for a couple weeks at a time in the past. Usually brought on by stress.
  13. My apologies. Apparently the Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs folks were off by "three factors of ten."
  14. In which John goes apoplectic about Ice Age 3D: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. The phrase "they're off by a factor of ten!" got tossed in there.
  15. Sanford spokesman: gov "does not want to discuss personal matters in the media anymore." Really? 'Cause for a while there, it's all he did!
  16. @buildchimp: I'm not sure you're supposed to admit to petty fig theft on Twitter...
  17. It really bugs me when people don't get the difference between "later" and "latter."
  18. ZOMG, my internet is being so slow!
  19. Being casual over email never quite works.
  20. I have a pimple cropping up on my chin that feels like it's the size of Mount Everest. Clearly I'm 31 going on 13.