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  1. Mercifully, the street sweeper is drowning out the Rush Limbaugh being blared from my neighbor's radio. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. My brain is fried from an epic two-hour grocery trip (TWO HOURS) that involved three different grocery stores and much forking over of cash. 7:40 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  3. Headline: "Eggo waffle shortage leads to rationing." Are you kidding me? 2:41 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  4. Pro tip: Learn the difference between "assess" and "asses." 4:15 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  5. Whose brilliant idea was it to make deodorant that smells like a baby's butt, anyway? 10:36 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  6. Headline: "Palin, Beck, Huckabee to stop at The Villages this month." Curse you, Florida, curse you! 9:34 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  7. This headache can go away any day now. Really. 7:00 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  8. RT @Sundry: It's like if I borrowed Jessica Alba's ass: cool, but not for keeps. Awesome. Just... just awesome. 12:13 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  9. Cake in the oven, card acquired. Birthday preparedness: success! 8:31 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  10. Where's the love for Mounds? 8:32 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  11. 7-1. I just... I can't watch. 7:02 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  12. It's like Children of the Corn around here. 12:46 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  13. Go Phillies! 8:28 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  14. Are you kidding me? Bumpits??? WTF? 6:44 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  15. I changed the channel for, what, five minutes? How are the Yankees already up by 2? 5:35 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  16. @Kimberly_Bilder: Sadly, flannel is not an option in Florida. The search continues! 5:55 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  17. I am forever in search of the perfect pajamas. 4:21 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  18. I'm forcing myself to eat this breakfast bar because I've got low blood sugar. But DAMN it tastes like crap. 8:38 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  19. Teaching prep. *sigh* 10:30 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  20. Anonymity is a tricky thing. 9:18 AM Oct 21st from Tweetie