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SomebodyShootMe

  1. RT “@jasongillearn: if someone asks you what day it is, and it's friday, they're unemployed.” 5:48 PM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Oh @JonahHill and @AndyMilonakis, why do I confuse thee so? 5:37 PM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. RT "@WhatTheFFacts: Men have one extra gene which is responsible for aggression when stressed.” So fuck off! 6:20 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Anyone else ever sneak a chug from a two-liter in the fridge when you're feeling lazy? I know... I know... 7:49 AM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Some people clean and jerk. Me, I jerk then clean 9:37 AM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. “@YourAnonNews: Interesting. A Day in the Life of the Internet [INFOGRAPHIC] | goo.gl/aoidT” RT 8:02 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. RT My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa. 4:36 AM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. “@madflavor: It really does! Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta: youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko via @youtube” RT Geto Boys are the shit 7:39 AM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. This @UFC main card tonight is amazing! 8:41 PM Feb 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @TylerAllen87 @joerogan @youtube @redban - Nice comment about the Olive Garden in this video's comments, Brian twitter.com/SomebodyShootM… 5:05 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to redban
  11. Does anyone else listen to a lot of rap music before hanging out with your black friends? Hah 3:46 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. “@duncantrussell: Single no more! i.imgur.com/w3Jq2.jpg” RT - She had me at, "I am reel mi baby reel". I will come to you, my lady in waiting 6:49 AM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. RT “@MPSPORTSWEAR: @Cowboycerrone let's get me to 6k followers so I can keep giving away shirts like your walk out tee” 4:09 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Why do really overweight people always carry around the largest diet fountain beverage that the can find? #JustCurious 6:48 AM Feb 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @mattwardcomedy LOL 3:15 PM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattwardcomedy
  16. @pattonoswalt Red balloons? 10:46 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pattonoswalt
  17. “@FUCKIPEDIA: Marijuana is a gateway drug to typos.” Thet's fyckinh billshot man! 5:09 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. “@WhatTheFFacts: 6 hundred thousand is the number of times facebook is attacked by hackers every day.” For Realz? 5:06 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Psychedelic adventures await this evening... Until then my trusty Volcano accompanies me on a local trip. 5:05 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone