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  1. Johan Santana's no-hitter followed by post-game interview with teammate's penis. funni.ly/L4MwJI 30 minutes ago via Tweet Button
  2. Reason #4,976 to never ever wear Crocs. funni.ly/KF4bL5 about 7 hours ago via Tweet Button
  3. The only thing I hate more than people with summer houses are people who don't invite me to their summer houses. some.ly/KUdEt7 about 9 hours ago via Tweet Button
  4. Here's to the Internet never being allowed to enter a spelling bee. some.ly/L969EB 12:04 PM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  5. Warning for anyone who is quitting smoking: some.ly/KRy2P4 11:44 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  6. High school graduate demonstrates skill with acronyms and profanity in yearbook quote. funni.ly/KRxI2U 11:40 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  7. The horror of throwing a pool party: some.ly/KEaKxv 10:18 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  8. How to make news about 6,000 people losing their jobs unintentionally hilarious. funni.ly/KQZ3BQ 10:07 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  9. 12 more of the most unathletic athlete injuries. funni.ly/wFDpLD 9:53 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  10. Fifty Shades of Grey birthday card that mentions sex: some.ly/KE1f1e 9:43 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  11. The next best thing to having a job this summer. funni.ly/L3kIp5 9:29 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  12. The scariest thing a man can do this summer: some.ly/KE0eGz 8:44 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  13. The only thing that could ever possibly make us consider doing yoga. funni.ly/JQ2pZA 8:08 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  14. Precisely why ESPN shouldn't cover spelling bees other than because spelling isn't a sport. funni.ly/L360yh 7:54 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  15. More of the most of horrific and embarrassing parents on Facebook. funni.ly/kbqALX 7:20 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  16. We bet this card describes your weekend plans exactly: some.ly/LQNFXX 6:25 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  17. Watch Someecards CEO Duncan Mitchell actually know what he's talking about on Fox Business Network! some.ly/LLmF9m 3:09 PM May 31st via Tweet Button
  18. A more accurate Facebook logo. funni.ly/JQ01SC 2:58 PM May 31st via Tweet Button
  19. 10 tweets more laughable than the John Edwards jury: funni.ly/jHQZLh 2:14 PM May 31st via web
  20. Only 18 days left to tell Dad what a competent parent he is with a someecards Father's Day gift. funni.ly/JPWy6y 1:45 PM May 31st via Tweet Button
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