SombreInspector
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@ The ELE is the Evil League of Evil, a collection of the most dastardly minds known to mankind, and a thorn in my side.
4:58 AM Dec 12th
from twhirl
in reply to Blt33
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Nothing terribly thrilling @, but certainly enough to keep me buried in paperwork. A metre high stack of forms rests on my desk.
8:03 PM Nov 15th
from twhirl
in reply to CallMeZero
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Hardly @. There are bigger fish to fry. As far as I can tell, there is no crime here to investigate.
5:41 PM Oct 8th
from twhirl
in reply to AssistantBarton
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@ is absolutely right. We cannot pursue conjecture and hearsay. Bring me solid evidence of a crime, and I'll move to act.
6:16 PM Oct 6th
from twhirl
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@ was cut off mid-sentence. Someone must have confiscated his mobile. Or the boy is having a laugh with Scotland Yard!
6:12 PM Oct 6th
from twhirl
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There you have it @. @ is safe and sound in the custody of @. Nothing to worry about.
5:57 PM Oct 6th
from twhirl
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Not a peep from @ in a good long while, @. Boys will be boys though. The lad is probably off playing somewhere.
5:51 PM Oct 6th
from twhirl
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@, it looks as if @ has gone loony in that big ol' brain of his. Classic mental breakdown, if you ask me.
5:46 PM Oct 6th
from twhirl
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I most certainly did not have dog food in my pocket @. It was a cinnamon and raisin biscuit with butter. The wretch ate it up!
4:19 PM Sep 27th
from twhirl
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Sorry about the photo scraps @. It was careless. Also, @ is responsible for all Scotland Yard mending and sewing.
12:05 PM Sep 26th
from twhirl
in reply to ShifraRose
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Greasy foods aren't my cup of tea, @. My lovely wife's "cheesecupcakes" - on the other hand - certainly hit the spot, @.
9:20 PM Sep 12th
from twhirl
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I have completed The Diabolical Box! Tell me, why is it that they claim I enjoy "sweet potato fritters"? Such bizarre localization changes.
9:10 PM Sep 12th
from twhirl
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Nonsense, @. My mind is a finely trained tool. Some of the mathematics-related puzzles have left me rather flustered though.
12:29 PM Sep 8th
from twhirl
in reply to TopHatProfessor
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I apologize for my silence. I've been struggling through Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box. Some riddles confound me, even with hints.
9:17 PM Sep 5th
from twhirl
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Unsurprising that @ - our most cunning Bobby - would stand against @ in one of his nefarious plots! Well done.
9:16 PM Sep 5th
from twhirl
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Surely you jest @. If this was a mystery so easily solved, I would obviously deduce that solution. Best leave this to the pros.
4:54 PM Sep 1st
from twhirl
in reply to ThePseudonym
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The paperwork was nestled under a plate of cakes a moment ago @, but I appear to have since misplaced it. Drat!
3:34 PM Sep 1st
from twhirl
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Some of the new security measures are quite fascinating. Technology always amazes and baffles me, @. Where is the manual?
3:02 PM Sep 1st
from twhirl
in reply to AssistantBarton
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Haha. @, don't you worry a bit about me. Why, I've got the hide of a rhinoceros! It'll take more than a few quips to hurt me.
7:26 PM Aug 31st
from twhirl
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Hmm. Too many people are making outrageous statements about the nature of my character. How uncalled for. I require some sorrow sweets. :(
3:56 PM Aug 31st
from twhirl
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- Name Inspector Chelmey
- Location England...
- Web http://professorl...
- Bio Nowadays, it seems like everybody and their mum thinks they can do my job.
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