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SoftlyProfane

  1. I just want to be invited, I always made sure you were. #OhWell I'm gone in 69 days and you are stuck here. #Haha69 about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @McKensieRae you don't just announce your mothers age. #WhereAreYourManners? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to McKensieRae
  3. @McKensieRae stop talking about your mother like that. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to McKensieRae
  4. Dear May 8th, Hurry up. Sincerely, Impatient house sitter about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I can't help but feel left out. It's like kindergarten all over again. #ugh 5:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @Turtle_maker haha well you are! Because all my tweets are about you! 12:42 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  7. I regret wasting so much time on our friendship. #WasteOfMyTime 11:19 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. When my cat brings me random things to play fetch with. > 10:36 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Pheobe is sold she was such a good car. #IWillMissHer 10:35 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I have a mother that believes rolling her own cigarettes is hard work. 8:08 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Turtle_maker good. We can dye my hair too. 10:53 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  12. @Turtle_maker 8 10:27 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  13. @Turtle_maker boo you whore. 10:25 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  14. @Turtle_maker okay! Tomorrow maybe. 10:22 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  15. @Turtle_maker I will one day. 10:21 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  16. @Turtle_maker jerk. 10:19 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Turtle_maker
  17. Just watched Donnie Darko. I don't think I understand. #Confused 9:57 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @peytonalexaa me too! Such an addicting show. 9:22 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to peytonalexaa
  • Name Shandy Burriss
  • Location Hillsboro
  • Bio Student by day, superhero/librarian by night.
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