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@ I love how your titter is only used for depressing things
12:40 PM Nov 26th
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Bobby Hill-"Do native Americans celebrate thanks giving?" John Redcorn-"we did... one time..."
11:57 AM Nov 26th
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ark:"what do merchant marines really do?" guest:"well, we're commercial sailors" ark:"oh... it sounded so more badass before i knew that..."
10:22 AM Nov 22nd
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a shark on whiskey is mighty risky! hahaha
1:02 AM Nov 21st
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omg this is literally the most amazing thing in the world!!!!
11:39 PM Nov 20th
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if curiosity killed the cat then how does it affect other furry feliene critters? like a tigggeerrr for example? is it just a flesh wound?
4:04 PM Nov 17th
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sleeping all day, working all night for 3 days. sleeping all day drinking all night for 4 days. this week was fun lol
2:54 PM Nov 16th
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i love being drunk with my friends and last call is 3 hours away haha
8:49 PM Nov 15th
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Ang:that girl said ur cute Ark:are we in high school? *wave* Ang: wtf? why did u wave then? Ark: dont want her to grow up with a complex...
11:52 AM Nov 14th
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a good day does not start with a good breakfast. it starts with a good underware choice. oh yea.
9:44 PM Nov 13th
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Happy Friday the13th folks! Not every day do we celebrate the day Teutonic Knights get rounded up all over Europe and executed in cold blood
11:55 AM Nov 13th
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Ark: atleast we didn't lock your keys in the car this time! Jen: yea! wait...where's my wallet...? Ark: ....in your... car? Jen: God damet!
4:37 PM Nov 12th
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So another war broke out in the middle east, how suprising that this time we are not involved. Or are we just late for the party...? oh joy
12:06 PM Nov 10th
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Its been waaaay to long for every Pixar movie to still remind me of you. Atleas it does not ruin them for me! Im a man and I <3 UP & WALL-E
4:09 AM Nov 9th
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Manda: i'm just gonna hide behind you. Ark: to be completely honest, im not sure how much defense im going to be against a "man" Manda:...
4:25 AM Nov 8th
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how does Suicide Girls make money? i spent an hour with Manda & TJ looking over their hard cover and damn.im an average guy and i had better
3:40 AM Nov 8th
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Today at Applebees:Dear parents. please do not use a tylenol bottle as a rattle for ur baby. Or atleast do it out of sight so i cant judge u
5:31 PM Nov 7th
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To those who say that corporate America dosent suport homosexuality, i give to you: A carmeltini, when an appletini is just not gay enough.
12:12 PM Nov 7th
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Today at Applebees: If you walk out on a bill make sure to not leave a folder with all your info behind. We call the police. k thanks
2:03 PM Nov 6th
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And then I made a twitter account… oh the humanity
11:34 PM Nov 5th
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