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WELL LET US QUICKLY FORGET THAT IT WAS MY IDEA TO WALK BEHIND THE TELVISION SET AND ENTERTAINMENT CENTER oh boy that didn't work out at allabout 5 hours agofrom API
THIS IS NOT RANDOM SHEDDING this is my cat positioning system AND YOU ARE WRECKING IT where am I who am I must get food to fix positioningabout 12 hours agofrom API
SIGN UP NOW FOR SOCKINGTON PLUS sockington plus is like sockington but with more fur OH WHO AM I KIDDING YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ALREADY SIGNED UPabout 19 hours agofrom API
in case everyone is wondering WHY YES IN FACT I AM BEING PULLED INTO WRESTLING MATCHES WITH @SOCKELGANGER EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR whew5:40 PM Nov 14thfrom API
QUICKLY WANTED TO MENTION TO ALL NEW SOCKINGTON FOLLOWERS @socksarmy is your place to go for charity and announcements and please helps5:24 PM Nov 14thfrom API
doing some quick verification to see if we're standards compliant over here THE MAIN STANDARD IS WHETHER EVERYTHING IS MADE OF TUNA11:30 AM Nov 14thfrom API
QUICK BARON VON SHAKYMOUSE to the catcave WE MUST SOLVE CRIMES like the crime of how I haven't chewed on your head for a few days GNAW GNAW4:21 AM Nov 14thfrom API
SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK why do you wash all these shirts and pants after I finish getting the perfect scent for them WHAT A WASTE5:41 PM Nov 13thfrom API
RARE THAT I GET INTO THESE THINGS but seriously #saveoreo NO ROOM AT THE INN OVER HERE but come on go off a building you'd be cranky too12:40 PM Nov 13thfrom API
THESE ARE NOT SCRATCHES ALL OVER EVERYTHING WOOD these are autographs ALL THE BEST SOCKINGTON 200910:56 AM Nov 13thfrom API
CONSIDERING OPTIONS do I go up the stairs and stare from the top of them or do I curl near the back door and purr DARN THIS CAT'S BLOCK4:26 AM Nov 13thfrom API
don't make with the innocent look here buddy YOU OPENED A CABINET DOOR AND THEN A DRAWER AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS don't be a tease6:36 PM Nov 12thfrom API
let's check the to-do list SLEEP ON RANDOM SEAT check WANDER SLOWLY THROUGH LAUNDRY ROOM check YAWN MIGHTILY oh wait YAAAAAAWWWNN check11:58 AM Nov 12thfrom API
nobody here nobody here nobody here nobody here nobody here nobody here nobody here nobody OK FINE SOCKS HEAD SLOWLY APPEARING AROUND CORNER3:28 AM Nov 12thfrom API
VIEW OF YOU THROUGH THE BANISTER IS NOT HELPING THE UGLY seriously out of ideas here fatty I CAN'T DO MIRACLES only have paws and a banister5:51 PM Nov 11thfrom API
SO LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE is all this petting going to get me another can at dinner or what I NEED TO SET EXPECTATIONS10:35 AM Nov 11thfrom API
all's fair in love and litterbox TIS BETTER TO HAVE USED THE LITTERBOX THAN TO HAVE NEVER maybe I shouldn't keep going with this one4:21 AM Nov 11thfrom API
WHERE DID ALL THE SQUIRRELS GO did they get my letters and e-mails and take the big fat hint HERE'S HOPING6:13 PM Nov 10thfrom API
feet on one side of couch front paws well towards other side of couch THAT'S RIGHT IT'S SUPER ELASTIC SOCKINGTON PLASTIC11:25 AM Nov 10thfrom API
