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  1. I enjoy Perezhilton.com, but I wish that Perez Hilton Suffered cardiac arrest in a shower. ...Too soon?
  2. At gios with @maester
  3. Christmas Shopping is 99% Complete. What do you get the sister that wants everything....hmmm....Moist Towelettes it is.
  4. @ladygaga, you understand that half your fanbase hates that @perezhilton is your unconditional press whore? You are my god. Dump the loser
  5. like 85% of the world I wish @perezhilton was never born. The other 15%? Underage fat chicks & twinks with no education on gay culture. Sad.
  6. Glee....Was.....Unreal. Worth the wait! And the Montage of all the dances and THE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY! TEARS! TEARS!!! BEST SHOW EVER!!
  7. @chriscolfer Glee tonight! I've been waiting WEEKS....I work till 11:30pm! Shutting off my phone till I've watched it! No conference txts!
  8. Mo Money, Mo Problems? Bull. Shit. Eat out of a Spam Can and tell me having money is a burden.
  9. Just worked on one of the longest pieces of my life. Sweet Lord. I'm finally sleeping after two days....
  10. It's Thanksgiving?
  11. I give up. Completely.
  12. #JohnMayerDouchebag
  13. Yeah I found 13 Dead End Drive for 3 bucks at Value Village! Drunken Early 90's boardgame night! Homo Edition! Starts tonight!
  14. Westjet interview went really really well! Now I play the waiting game. ...Lee: awe screw the waiting game lets play hungry hungry hippos!!!
  15. @DJNinaFlowers Was Epic on Sat Night. EPIC. Best Halloween ever with @FeeNixFire and Alex! What a Great Trip :) Good to be home in bed tho.
  16. Advice: Drink 2 cups of coffee before 6am to make old people tolerable until noon. You're welcome.
  17. I like this video by @britneyspears http://twitvid.com/B1B3C
  18. So in total from Fri-Sun I've consumed 2 bottles of 40% alcohol, at least 7 drinks AT the bar, 3 shots & 2 plates of poutine. Good? Fail? :S
  19. @AndrewFstewart I went to a Vigil and Memorial last week for Steve-O. I know how you feel.
  20. Turn around bright eyes....GET OUT OF MY WAY I GOTTA PEE!