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  1. All this weather drama about the snow! Closing schools. Raiding the grocery stores. I deserve to see at least a tiny flurry! about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Have you ever went to use the toliet only to almost sit on your dog's head? He must have forgotten where I keep his waterbowl. 11:07 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  3. Why do I do it?! Why do I try the magazine perfume samples on?! Now I feel like I caught myself cheating and I have a headache. 12:45 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  4. @mistytakespics no. Because I can't remember any of it! At least I woke up in my own house. 2:58 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to mistytakespics
  5. I can't say I remember the last time I had a 2 day hangover. At least it was a fun weekend! Just a slow start to the week. 2:33 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. oops. 2:32 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. I can 2:32 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. @connieaw scissor kicking him to the back of the head my be more efficiant. 2:31 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to connieaw
  9. @buriedwithkids you are a culinary genius! I think I may have to have the same thing now. 2:30 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to buriedwithkids
  10. Love the Desperate Housewives spoof that @jimmyfallon does! Wish it were longer! Love you J! 9:56 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  11. @michaelianblack been there done that. 7:47 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to michaelianblack
  12. sorry Texas..but you really haven't offered much. Especially by way of Baja-Mex food...that's where you lost me as a team player 10:14 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  13. @undercovermama I don't feel so hot anymore now that I can't claim CA as my homestate. Would that be considered narssasitic? Damn...TX sucks 10:13 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to undercovermama
  14. @undercovermama haaa, yes. the good ol' days...3 days after I got married...in Jamaica. Hard to be pissed at that point in life. 10:07 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to undercovermama
  15. damn...I so miss California...and its time zone. 10:02 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  16. @undercovermama you're just too nice. especially since i'm all irriatated with hot chicks! =) http://pic.gd/0a0f5e http://pic.gd/6df121 10:01 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to undercovermama
  17. And my Jamaica pics weren't so bad either. http://pic.gd/493b61 9:53 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  18. thank you Daddy. BTW, I think I looked hott on my wedding day in my Anne Barge. 9:51 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  19. I was the smart 1. that's always fun to live up to. 9:50 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  20. so hate me...crying skinny chicks irritate me. So? Call my sister and see what she has to say about that. Apparently she was the skinny 1. 9:50 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  • Name SoNotHotMama
  • Location San Diego
  • Web http://sonothotma...
  • Bio I forgot to apply for the position of MILF, so I hope you like my personality.
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