SnuggieBunny
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There are dark rings of Saturn around the toilet seat again. Probably a result of contact with Uranus. Mr. Hankey would be proud.
12:32 AM Nov 17th
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After sleeping under a ceiling fan in 40 degree weather, I've come to the realization that I'm in love with a polar bear.
8:05 PM Nov 13th
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Grandma said that Grandpa told her, "Ya gotta lot of good miles left in your tank." By tank, I'm assuming she means her car and not her ass.
2:35 PM Nov 13th
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Grandma is having a hard time keeping her teeth in her mouth. Guess I should stop replacing her fixodent with astroglide.
9:20 AM Nov 13th
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Grandma told me, "Stop dickin' around with my meds." I didn't think she would notice me replacing her oxycontin with Skittles.
9:03 AM Nov 13th
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leaving a comment under a strangers twitpics of their kids is the new "i wanna fuck you for your superior genes"
4:19 PM Nov 12th
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went to Baskin-Robbins & ordered a double scoop of panty cheese in a waffle cone. resisted asking 4 cookie dough toppin'. that would be bad.
3:36 PM Nov 12th
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Gave Grandma a bunch of NuvaRings for her birthday. Told her they were jelly bracelets. She showed 'em off at church during spaghetti dinner
9:50 PM Nov 11th
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Major Margaret Houlihan was called, "Hot Lips" on M*A*S*H. Camel toe went a long way to elevate the status of women of the military.
9:27 PM Nov 11th
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I should tweet something very inspiring & reflective of my wisdom, but it's hard to type with your elbows when you're sucking your thumbs
9:56 AM Nov 10th
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I guess stepping in dog shit is better than stepping in shit that your Dad made
9:24 PM Nov 9th
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today has been a total clusterfuck. kinda like perpetually stepping in dog shit. one pile after the other.
9:11 PM Nov 9th
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I realize now that it probably wasn't a good idea to call up Papa John's and request an, "all meat pizza" & then suggest that it be kosher.
10:00 PM Nov 8th
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I wonder why Ellen doesn't keep her ChapStick in her pocket because I fancy that's where she keeps her penis
9:47 PM Nov 8th
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oh, Grandma, you old cunt...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
9:25 PM Nov 8th
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Grandma woke up, called Grandpa a cocksucker, but that was my boyfriend, not a cocksucker, who stood beside me while I choked back laughter
9:22 PM Nov 8th
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Grandma looked relaxed sleeping in her hospital bed, but I know she was secretly playing dead. Always good to practice for the special day.
9:16 PM Nov 8th
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let's smoke it
4:01 PM Nov 8th
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choke me again
4:00 PM Nov 8th
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get on top
4:00 PM Nov 8th
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- Name SnuggieBunny
- Location Knoxville TN
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Obsessions: Top Chef, Travel, Photography, Wine, Social Media, Sunsets, Space, Sci Fi, Sarcasm, & any other good feeling S word you can think of
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