snozzberry
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how's that for a slice of fried gold?
40 minutes ago
via web
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fuck Los Angeles area traffic in the face
about 5 hours ago
via web
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@ just saw your message - I've got a waiting list, but I'm stitching nonstop - email me at supervelma@gmail - I'll hook you up!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to lexinorthwood
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used the phrase "don't hate the playa, hate the game" in a text this morning. It's like I don't even know myself anymore.
9:37 AM Jun 1st
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my facebook has become nothing more than a platform for humblebragging about publicity that my embroidery gets. Even I'm kind of sick of me
4:07 PM May 31st
via web
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@ anyone with a username including "boner" deserves an award!
9:29 PM May 30th
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in reply to thecraftboner
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what I lack in time-management skills, I more than make up for in hours spent dicking around on the internet
12:33 PM May 29th
via web
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@ anticipated TeamDouchey response: "u dun need a vakyoom bcuz u arrready suck" (but I lust for dysons in an unholy way)
9:15 AM May 28th
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in reply to chrissyteigen
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I would punch a baby for a bag of salt and vinegar chips right now
8:52 PM May 26th
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@ awesome, sign me up. And by "sign me up" I mean "please disregard this in the morning"
4:16 PM May 26th
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in reply to tallredamanda
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@ awesome, I'll keep that along with the pic I texted (shhhh, don't tell anybody). Bad decisions are my super-power right now
3:42 PM May 26th
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in reply to TrishDoller
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I can't feel my face. I should really drink more often
3:14 PM May 26th
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@ trust me, you don't wish that - I've already reached the needlessly emotional stage of inebriation where I share EVERYTHING
2:53 PM May 26th
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in reply to tallredamanda
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bowl of cereal for breakfast and a bottle of wine for dinner (and I never drink). Let the drunk texting BEGIN
1:47 PM May 26th
via web
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FYI- "Was" has the same number of letters as "Wuz"
8:04 PM May 19th
via web
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I can't wait to be 60 so I can stop trying to do something with my life.
6:55 AM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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stupid Atlanta
7:38 PM May 8th
via web
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i like big words and i cannot lie, you other logophiles can't deny.
6:50 PM May 5th
via TwitBird
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if the phrase "It is what it is" is part of your lexicon, you are dead to me
5:40 PM May 2nd
via web
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the phrase "man cave" needs to be put into a pillow case, weighted with a brick and thrown into the nearest river
9:16 AM Apr 27th
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- Name amy
- Location Santa Maria, CA
- Web http://supervelma...
- Bio I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. I also stitch stuff www.etsy.com/shop/supervelma
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