SnottNormal
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I also feel it's my duty to remind myself that Marmaduke kind of sucks in the first place.
4:21 PM Dec 21st
from Seesmic
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I feel it's my duty to waggle an angry fist at the Marmaduke trailer and it's lack of respect for the source material.
4:20 PM Dec 21st
from Seesmic
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@ I wish that was the only time. Though the cold air was actually kind of refreshing after taking a shower with no hot water.
8:56 AM Dec 21st
from web
in reply to mailbackwards
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Microsoft Word's "Auto-Formatting" makes me cry, yet I'm too lazy to just turn it off because sometimes it fixes actual mistakes.
8:54 AM Dec 21st
from web
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I could see my breath this morning. Y'know. In my room.
6:39 AM Dec 21st
from web
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Ahem. Trying to accomplish anything in Times Square. I hate people.
1:57 PM Dec 19th
from txt
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The trick to finding one's inner-asshole New Yorker is trying to accomplish anythin
1:57 PM Dec 19th
from txt
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Or the bathroom. And then blatantly ignore standard urinal selection conventions while Billy Idol'ing my fist triumphantly every which way.
8:34 AM Dec 18th
from web
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Back then, it would have been "Love Rollercoaster." Now I'm kinda digging on the idea of sauntering into the file room to "Real American."
8:33 AM Dec 18th
from web
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In high school, I wanted to install speakers in my jacket so I could walk into rooms with theme music. I'm getting itchy to go back to that.
8:30 AM Dec 18th
from web
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The Iron Man 2 trailer soiled my pants. Mickey Rourke looks disgusting.
9:56 AM Dec 17th
from Seesmic
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@ I did that for dinner last week, and it was amazing. The crunchwrap came back, with floods of memories of pulverizing my gut.
9:47 AM Dec 17th
from Seesmic
in reply to RJCresswell
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Ugh. I didn't know my stomach was capable of making things that color. It looks like I ate the Hawaiian Punch mascot.
7:01 AM Dec 17th
from web
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I'm drunk and have a bucket of poutine in front of me. I love Wednesdays.
6:35 PM Dec 16th
from txt
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@ Yeah, it was amusing based on a brief flip-through. I'll probably hit it up when I have the pennies, 'cause I need new readings!
7:47 AM Dec 10th
from web
in reply to bentheo
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My gut just made the noise Super Punch-Out makes when you try to gutpunch Bear Hugger. The logical conclusion is that I need overalls.
7:46 AM Dec 10th
from web
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Anyone read Chew? Saw it in Borders this morning and it looked amusing.
6:23 AM Dec 10th
from web
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Also, my desk smells like a machine shop. It kicks up some nostalgia dust and all, but I really wish they'd just fix the damn elevators.
6:31 AM Dec 7th
from web
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My body feels refreshingly non-horrible. Thanks, you dumpster of a gut, you!
6:30 AM Dec 7th
from web
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I spilled half a bottle of crushed red pepper into my dinner while cooking. I refused to give up on it, and will pay for that tomorrow.
8:07 PM Dec 6th
from Seesmic
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- Name Ed Giza
- Location Brooklyn
- Web http://snottnorma...
- Bio ''It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs''
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