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Au revoir tout le monde *dissipates into the firmament*about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
Londonbeat. Hmmmmabout 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
@middleclassgirl I think I saw it when it was at the cinemas. It has good car chases from what I can recall.about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to middleclassgirl
@howlatthemoon I hear it is rather nice on the southern coast of England.about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to howlatthemoon
@sicsicsic There were too many floral colours in that profile. I had to close the tab after experiencing a bout of nausea.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to sicsicsic
@Aussiemandias Neither do I - don't really watch TV live nowadays (except for news and occasional sport).about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Aussiemandias
@sicsicsic Apparently she's astounded some people don't like Rove.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to sicsicsic
Exercise attempted, but failed because I'm tired and my right leg is feeling strangely stiff.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
No, I don't trust Canberra Capitals fans. Nobody should.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
@lelak They're looking for an import PG. I'd like confirmation first tho (heard from a Caps fan friend who read it in the Tele apparently)about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lelak
Off to attempt vigorous exercise. Baxoon.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
Getting nauseous over the idea of ppl having their wedding waltz to "From This Moment On" or "You're Still The One". I KNOW YOU PPL EXIST.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
Apparently Alicia Poto is abandoning the Sydney Uni Flames for Europe. Damn - she and Deanna Smith would have owned other WNBL backcourts :(about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@kissability Yeah, I was thinking it was looking a little blown up (so to speak).about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kissability
@kissability Is that Ms Hoffs on the cover? If so, I've seen a side of her I've never seen before.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kissability
@middleclassgirl This is true. I know the tight shorts comment may be erroneous.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to middleclassgirl
@hopeinhell @middleclassgirl There are drugged up men wearing tight shorts - and it's not a gay nightclub.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@ninjamoeba Just think of Peter Costello burning in the fires of mediocrity.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ninjamoeba
Wikipedia says that the Bangles are heading back into the studio to record a new album this year. I am alert and alarmed.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
I like Pat Benatar (early 80s female rock) and Dionne Warwick (midtempo pop goodness). Mariah Carey lags behind (generic 00s R&B lite pop).about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck

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