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  1. @harrytimes I couldn't even THINK the word chicken with Emmie. Everyone in our extended family was forbidden from eating it in my presence!
  2. We're having salmon for dinner and I am so grossed out I can't eat it. And I normally love salmon.
  3. @harrytimes Emmie is a total poker too!
  4. On way to Cardinals/Brewers game. Sitting in bullpen seats and eating face off at TGIFridays.
  5. Yes, I have been sucked in by the Michael Jackson memorial service.
  6. @sarahviola I still put my 17-mo old in the exersaucer outside the bathroom door and leave it open. Works like a charm.
  7. @misszoot You cursed yourself by saying she had been so good at school! So sorry the streak is broken.
  8. Consumed today: bratwurst, soda, chips, dip, cookie, pasta, pizza, DQ blizzard. Stellar pregnancy nutrition.
  9. Enjoying the quiet while kids are at the playground with grandparents.
  10. Jack still woke up at 6 after staying up late to watch fireworks. This has got to be a biological anomaly because Josh and I love sleep.
  11. @supacoo The mosquitoes are AWFUL at the lake. I got bit three times walking 20 yards to the house at noon!
  12. Coolest mom ever: got Jack out of bed to go down to the lake and watch fireworks. He loved it.
  13. Hiding inside from the mosquitoes.
  14. @ksmarshall I can only assume you bought something unhealthy to counter all of that.
  15. @harrytimes That is the holy grail of mothering.
  16. Guess who has an ear infection??? Seriously, Emmie, WTF? It's July.
  17. @schubie71 Turn. Off. The. TV. That show is awful. I always get pissed at the women screaming in pain. Get an epidural and quit yer bitchin.
  18. Just left restaurant before ordering due to 3 year old's behavior. Going to be a stellar day, I can tell.
  19. Emmie keeps randomly crying in her sleep. I should get the Tylenol, but it's alllll the way out in the car. Mother of the year!
  20. It's 60 degrees and I only packed shorts for the kids. So damn it, shorts they will wear.