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  1. Wonders why Josh tortures himself by watching Illinois football.
  2. Why yes, I am AM wearing yoga pants to Thanksgiving dinner.
  3. Any other Chicagoans think about "The Office" every time you hear about the suicide of CPS guy Michael Scott? Just me? OK then.
  4. Ooooo celeb sighting! Patti Blagojevich at Jewel. Random.
  5. @kceling I designed my own. Used my blog logo and my own text. You got one at Blogher no?
  6. @stephanieelliot Are you kidding me? All I wear right now are fat pants!
  7. Ode to a mucus plug. Yes, I really blogged about that. http://bit.ly/7hZ9gI
  8. RT @debontherocks: About Salon: Everybody doesn't hate mommies,but hate blooms when you complain "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" ...
  9. @mrskennedy I used Zazzle and they turned out lovely.
  10. Lalalala contractions, I can't heeeeaaaarrrrrrrr you. I am ignoring you for another week. Go away.
  11. @stephanieelliot Hope all is better with the fingers. Youch.
  12. We just canceled Comcast. It's good to be free of the tyranny.
  13. Took the kids to Lights parade downtown and everybody had a good time. It's a Festivus miracle.
  14. I ate a huge burrito at lunch and now I feel like I want to puke. Perhaps not the best idea when nine months pregnant.
  15. I am unstitched and still pregnant. Oh my holy hell, it was the worst pain imaginable.
  16. Big day. Stitch removal. Already anticipating the agony of the procedure. They give you an epidural to put it in but nothing to take it out.
  17. @stephanieelliot Uh definitely not me. No water breaking here. In fact, I went out and ate a burger as big as my head.
  18. Oh my holy hell, that was the best burger EVER. Definitely my No. 1.
  19. Finally trying my first Kuma's burger. So excited.
  20. Guess the Snarky Baby birth date/sex/weight contest! Hurry, deadline is tomorrow at 1 p.m. CT. Details here: http://bit.ly/3cap5u.