SnarkyJesus
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I now give thee permission to respond to anyone who says something that you do not like with, "Why do you hate America?"
7:01 AM Oct 19th
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This morning the sky opened up and I heard, "My child with you I am so please that I have given you a mention."
7:02 AM Oct 16th
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One reason we won't ever correct the translation of "virgin" is because Madonna singing "Like a young girl..." sounds weird.
7:01 AM Oct 15th
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"Blessed are the cheesemakers and the makers of all dairy products!" That Monty Python crew busts me up, but Mel not so much.
7:00 PM Oct 14th
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Dear raging bundles hormones - and you teens too - sometimes a staff is just a staff...but a threshing floor, well now...
7:03 AM Oct 12th
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Unless you're God, it's not REALLY a prayer for God's will to be done when you pray, "Dear God, let that idiot agree with me."
7:02 AM Oct 11th
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Dear Mr. Cameron, CUT IT OUT, you're not helping AT ALL! [inspired by @]
7:00 AM Oct 2nd
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Thanks for the Vick RT's: @, @ @ @ @ May the snark of me be with you.
8:06 AM Sep 30th
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If his repentance sincere, Mr. Vick is praying that all dogs DO NOT go to heaven. Awkward gate greeting to say the least.
7:01 AM Sep 30th
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If you think you know what's going on in my head DM/@ me w/your idea. Check in every AM at 7:00pdt for my next thought. WWJRT?
12:00 PM Sep 29th
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@ oh my head is about to explode with responses . . . but that would not be very me-ian of me ;-)
8:26 AM Sep 29th
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in reply to thethirdj3
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@ This is true . . . idiots.
8:25 AM Sep 29th
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in reply to eloranicole
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Yo Campus Crusade 4 ME: How 'bout a new name that doesn't include one of my Top 5 embarrassing moments, ya know, The Crusades?
8:06 AM Sep 29th
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Okay all you followers of @, I REALLY need some ideas. DM me or @ me and I'll follow you so you CAN DM me ;-) Please RT
12:32 PM Sep 28th
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"Just as I am" doesn't mean you get to keep being a jerk. Abba may love you thru it all, but you're pissing everyone else off.
7:00 AM Sep 28th
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Thanks for the RT's Part II @ @ @ @ Hey folks, feel free to DM me some more ideas for the snark well!
2:04 PM Sep 27th
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Thanks for the RT's Part I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
2:03 PM Sep 27th
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@ @ does @ get a commission on the day's offering . . .
2:01 PM Sep 27th
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in reply to introvertedone
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All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting, liberating . . . and pissing people off.
7:00 AM Sep 27th
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Is it tacky for ME to ask for "Followers" on , because if ANYONE has the right to ask . . . ?
7:00 AM Sep 25th
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- Name Snarky Jesus
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- Bio The unfiltered and snarky inside voice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
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