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  1. Sad. espn.go.com/mens-college-b… 3:54 PM May 30th via web
  2. WGN just showed a Cubs fan in the crowd wearing an American flag shirt that read, "Back to Back World War Champs." 1:55 PM May 28th via web
  3. We had a great thirteen year run together, but I finally said goodbye to Cassidy this morning. A damn fine dog. 3:18 PM May 26th via web
  4. @_otis_ I'm fairly certain he's on the road right now to Memphis writing a song about a fat guy from Indiana. 7:26 AM May 4th via web
  5. Got shitfaced last night, and met Jay after the Son Volt show. Pretty sure I told him that I loved him. 7:21 AM May 4th via web
  6. True story. Bedroom accident is forcing me to get Tommy John surgery on my penis. 9:51 PM Apr 26th via Mobile Web
  7. This Levon news is absolutely crushing. They should never have taken the very best. 4:34 PM Apr 17th via web
  8. Am I the only person (still) awake and masturbating to @AlCantHang 's Tweets about Thin Lizzy Live? #jailbreak 4:08 AM Mar 30th via web
  9. @johnhartness, each passing SnailTrax tweet is comically horrifying. Of course, I write from the toilet exclusively. 5:16 AM Mar 29th via web
  10. Just learned of Earl's passing. Fuck. A true three-fingered magician, and a goddamn gentleman. 6:20 PM Mar 28th via web
  11. It's official. I no longer own a t-shirt that doesn't have a taco sauce stain. 12:05 PM Mar 10th via web
  12. I'm very close friends with three proctologists, but none of them actually went to medical school. 3:21 PM Mar 5th via Mobile Web
  13. Has anyone invented hybrid cereals yet? I just had a bowl of Cinnamon Life and Honey Nut Cheerios mixed. Fucking mind-blowing. 3:58 AM Mar 2nd via web
  14. Just ordered a skinny fit t-shirt in size 5XL. 7:34 AM Feb 24th via Mobile Web
  15. Cassidy turns thirteen today, and she doesn't look a day over ninety-one. 9:56 AM Feb 16th via web
  16. Sadly, there are no price breaks when you buy Girl Scout cookies by the pallet. Also, there's nothing thin about Thin Mints. 9:03 AM Jan 31st via web
  17. @JRoddyBusiness - Fuck yes. If they do end up opening for you, be sure to bring Nels back out for "Use Your Language." 7:45 PM Jan 25th via web