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So Beastie is not happy, 'You can't tell if a haircut is deliberate these days. There only used to be two haircuts!'

I'm...Boris Johnson???
@daihw Which bitch?
Holy mother, don't let me twitter after wine!
It does become obvious that, over time, and with age, we assume so much is destined for our future comfort.
Just watched the Brian Blessed 'Have I Got News For You' four times! Again, again!
I really would insist that English was spoken in a customer service environment in...England!
So the sun comes out and WHAM...it's hayfever season!
...and now they're pretending to be pregnant...like you do!
So the girls are potentially insane, and texting like maniacs, and not to be messed with!
Sorry to have banned twitter at work...that was before I used it!
Weeeee! Francis was on lates, I have my keys, I can go home, huzzah!
So I'm stranded in town with no keys and ... no boyfriend to unlock the door; pub again!
I really would like to go to the gym...but it's raining...and well, my hair?!?!?!
@daihw you drink too much :0-)
And now he wants to walk the dog...so of course, it's raining!
Weather has been super today; I enjoyed visiting the garden centre in the convertible. Is this how happy times are made now?
Mike, we're leaving now and I haven't got your number!
Well as long as they die in order and build up a suitable inheritance!
So getting older really does mean being surrounded by sick people!