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Buck has scared off the gangs, freaks, and inbreeders of Awsworth; his attitude is justified and he is forgiven for being snippy2:37 AM Jul 5thfrom Tweetvisor
just had his first run in with Buck; grazes and bruises but no blood loss. Note to self; do not challenge big dogs raiding the bin!10:50 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetvisor
It occurs to me that Rav and i, who were stranded in Dortmund the last time we travelled together, should avoid...travelling together.11:05 AM Jul 1stfrom txt
Thanks for the update Kevin; am now sweating like a glassblowers arse and to in need of the loo to drink10:43 AM Jul 1stfrom txt
What a lovely, scorching hot day to be stuck in traffic on the M110:08 AM Jul 1stfrom txt
How they lived...girl applying make-up and brading hair with vacant expression on her way to 'work' on the tram11:44 PM Jun 30thfrom txt
First ride to Phoenix Park on the tram; the excitement never ends!11:37 PM Jun 30thfrom txt
First day back at the gym since I damaged my shoulder; my buttocks are very sensitive6:55 AM Jun 27thfrom Tweetvisor
