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Smokeybehr

@StandardFresno The hotter, the better. Hot wings, cold beer; it's like heaven on earth. ow.ly/i/FdfS#1rsY about 9 hours ago via Ow.ly
In the last 4 hours I learned about Drank, Lean, and Bath Salts are abused substances. Scary stuff. 4:56 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
@NathanWurtzel @czechov @Jbroks86 Fantasy Politics? Where do I sign up? Oh wait, I already did. I got the ballot in the mail 2 wks ago. 4:07 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to NathanWurtzel
MyLittleBloom #WonderboltsAreWonderful 4:04 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 3 others
@USMC My favorite uniform is Silkies... 12:18 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
@tlcplmax You made the big time Maxxy! duffelblog.com/2012/05/termin… 8:54 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
SooperMexican RT @ConwayShow: Donate to @HelpDianeTran bit.ly/KtuBiY ... the TX girl sentenced to jail for missing school: bit.ly/KtuDHz 8:28 PM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 5 others
AceofSpadesHQ .@piersmorgan will you be covering the SWATting of your colleague @EWErickson or do some Lesser Kardashians have products to plug? 8:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 27 others
OhWonka Oh, you play Call of Duty? You must know so much about weaponry. 8:11 PM May 29th via Buffer Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 1195 others
AceofSpadesHQ Next time Obama has a private briefing with Andrew Sullivan, perhaps he can inquire as to how *Alaska* fakes its birth certificates. 7:44 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 12 others
RT @fluffyguy: instagr.am/p/LO5Fb8jfp_/ | I think I dated her in High School. 7:01 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
AceofSpadesHQ I'm voting for the guy who snorted no coke and ate no dog. 6:39 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 66 others
And now for something different RT @shwood: I have a present for you. It's made of internet joy and Japanese surprise: youtu.be/tTWFru4dDcY 6:57 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
AceofSpadesHQ Here's something it gives me great pleasure to say, as a conservative: Let's vote for the one with the stellar grades. 6:35 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 15 others
Liberty_Chick Are u getting the picture yet? Frame anyone you can just to make ur false narrative *appear* true. Then fund raise, fund raise, fund raise! 6:33 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 9 others
Resist_44 #Resist44 Help us reach our goal of 1,000 likes on our Facebook page by the end of today. We are at 628. Thank you facebook.com/Resistance44 6:12 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 24 others
DLoesch Hi @DarrellIssa , have you checked out #BrettKimberlin story? Concern about violation of 1st Amendments here. 6:08 PM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Smokeybehr and 59 others
@Dev_Meltus @MyLittleDashie @MyLittleSpittie @prpltnkr Read Animal Farm. It'll open your eyes. Then read 1984. Both books by George Orwell. 6:11 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
RT @Maetenloch: Hmm the @BreitbartUnmask twitter account seems to have been suspended | Couldn't have happened to a nicer account. </sarc> 6:06 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
@maxpapis Been by the Arciero Vineyards many times. I'll tip a bottle of 2006 EOS Moscato for him tonight. 6:03 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to maxpapis