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Smjor

  1. Dear men, quit trying to pick me up in the prepared foods section of F&E. It's not going to work, I already know you can't cook. 8:02 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  2. OH SFO TSA agent at security snap "are you retarded?!" at an old lady. More sensitive TSA indeed. 12:58 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  3. I hate flying United, the employees are so hostile! It's bad business to openly display your contempt for your customers. 12:52 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  4. ABBA dance party, ftw! 2:00 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  5. This is bullshit! 12:42 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  6. Powell's = the closest this atheist will ever come to heaven. 3:10 PM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  7. Shaving legs + drunk + blood thinners = disaster 3:14 AM Oct 2nd from Tweetie
  8. I can't sleep and I need a dogsitter. 4:56 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  9. Music to clean carpets to: Elton John, Lil' Wayne, Jackson 5 and Peaches. 1:53 PM Sep 15th from Tweetie
  10. I knew it was day three before I even opened my eyes this morning. Today is going to be looooong. 12:38 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  11. Restless and tired. 12:14 AM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  12. Listening to fleetwood mac en route to Reno via tow truck. Life is sweet. 5:26 PM Sep 7th from Tweetie
  13. @ToddHuffman Teaching emoticons to innocents? Yes, you probably are going to hell. :( 2:28 AM Aug 15th from Tweetie in reply to ToddHuffman
  14. @AileenMapes vaudeville: the original meme-maker! 7:33 PM Aug 5th from Tweetie in reply to AileenMapes
  15. Up to the minute Kiddo cuteness: he's a bee! http://twitpic.com/bj9ee 9:00 PM Jul 24th from Tweetie
  16. Chopstick epic fail. I love hanging out with freaks. http://twitpic.com/aovpz 2:48 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
  17. Jailbreak! 10:25 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
  18. Join the cause. http://twitpic.com/7mtqn 10:27 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  19. Fucking balls. 11:56 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  20. I heart avocados. I also heart the cute girl with glasses at the local F&E. 8:20 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie