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  1. http://dailybooth.com/Smiles/2110916 Christmas Hat Party!!
  2. Tiger Woods is losing sponsorships and endorsements by the minute, now is your chance Michael Phelps! Get all up on that!
  3. PSA: Refrain from tweeting about your STDs. @ilypk
  4. Al Gore gets his Nobel Peace Prize taken away. #climategate
  5. Finally snow in Toronto! Yeee!
  6. My mother wraps up empty boxes and places them under the tree so it looks like there's a lot more gifts. #ghettochristmas
  7. I hang pine-fresh car fresheners on my artificial tree to have a more natural feeling. #ghettochristmas
  8. Tiger Wood to release new game, PGA Tourismo 2010.
  9. Does anyone else notice that when they show the audience during Obama's address to the nation there is always someone asleep?
  10. #red #red wine, stay close to me. Don't let me be alone, it's tearin' apart my blue,blue heart.
  11. Balls were tripped.
  12. RT @andinooo: http://twitpic.com/r5i08 - @Smilesx yo gurl this was definitely part of our thanksgiving dinner. can shape and all.
  13. @Zabstract You'll never make it through.
  14. To all the teens who feel the need to photo document their pregnancy on Facebook -- Find a hanger or hide it until its ready for adoption.
  15. Rolling blackouts in Scarborough. What in the world! Rape and stabbings just increased 17%.
  16. "Poutine...that sounds like a baby fart!" - @householdhacker
  17. I told my mother I want to become a man because we were watching a special on sex change operations. She said she would make me her husband.
  18. Eating popcorn and watching America's Most Wanted. I lead an exciting life.
  19. Before I left the house today, My mother told me to put the alarm on in case an intruder comes in and tries to steal my underwear.
  20. Everytime my mother sneezes or coughs, my father yells "H2D3".