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What do you mean 'I am Sam' was not a documentary on Sean Penn's life? Awkward.about 12 hours agofrom web
Ronnie walks like he is down with the downs.5:41 PM Jul 16thfrom web
For all of you who were wondering.. I'm the Cougar. Got my Dr.Scholl's heels with gel inserts in and my zebra print pants suit on.7:05 PM Jul 14thfrom web
Looking for business partners for my scratch and sniff porno magazine. Serious inquiries only - @ me if you're interested.10:38 PM Jul 11thfrom web
What in the world! My underwear went into the washing machine and got stretched to 10x its size. Now I must gain 200lbs to fit them again.4:11 PM Jul 11thfrom web
Good Morning Thunder. Why don't you back the eff up a little bit? Let me get my sleep on.6:42 AM Jul 11thfrom web
Can you 'ohh heyy theree..' standing up or are you a leaner?1:25 AM Jul 10thfrom web
Gettin' my $5.29 meatball marinara footlong sub on.1:47 PM Jul 9thfrom web
The Jackson family motorcade needs more white broncos.8:17 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Happy America Day! Celebrating mine at an Italian Festival. PARTY ON!10:56 AM Jul 4thfrom web
I got my maple syrup and bagged milk ready. Happy Canada Day!2:08 AM Jul 1stfrom web
Madoff will now begin a series of elaborate Ponzi schemes behind bars involving cigarettes and blow jobs.9:15 AM Jun 29thfrom web
Billy Mays found dead in his house. His wife tried to use Oxiclean to remove the blood stains from the carpet -- stains are still visible.10:09 AM Jun 28thfrom web
Pride Parade in Toronto today. I got my glitter, neon spandex body suit, glow in the dark paint and double-ended dildo ready. Let's partay!9:50 AM Jun 28thfrom web
Watching Space Jam, he was a hero and a legend. RIP #231:05 AM Jun 26thfrom web
