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Christmas Hat Party!!
11:43 PM Dec 12th
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Tiger Woods is losing sponsorships and endorsements by the minute, now is your chance Michael Phelps! Get all up on that!
9:25 PM Dec 12th
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PSA: Refrain from tweeting about your STDs. @
9:52 PM Dec 11th
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Al Gore gets his Nobel Peace Prize taken away.
8:07 AM Dec 8th
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Finally snow in Toronto! Yeee!
8:19 AM Dec 7th
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My mother wraps up empty boxes and places them under the tree so it looks like there's a lot more gifts.
5:14 PM Dec 6th
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I hang pine-fresh car fresheners on my artificial tree to have a more natural feeling.
1:50 PM Dec 6th
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Tiger Wood to release new game, PGA Tourismo 2010.
10:59 PM Dec 2nd
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Does anyone else notice that when they show the audience during Obama's address to the nation there is always someone asleep?
5:31 PM Dec 1st
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wine, stay close to me. Don't let me be alone, it's tearin' apart my blue,blue heart.
7:25 AM Dec 1st
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Balls were tripped.
1:45 AM Nov 28th
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RT @: - @ yo gurl this was definitely part of our thanksgiving dinner. can shape and all.
11:36 AM Nov 27th
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@ You'll never make it through.
1:29 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to Zabstract
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To all the teens who feel the need to photo document their pregnancy on Facebook -- Find a hanger or hide it until its ready for adoption.
7:26 PM Nov 24th
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Rolling blackouts in Scarborough. What in the world! Rape and stabbings just increased 17%.
5:18 PM Nov 23rd
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"Poutine...that sounds like a baby fart!" - @
10:42 PM Nov 18th
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I told my mother I want to become a man because we were watching a special on sex change operations. She said she would make me her husband.
5:00 PM Nov 15th
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Eating popcorn and watching America's Most Wanted. I lead an exciting life.
6:48 PM Nov 14th
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Before I left the house today, My mother told me to put the alarm on in case an intruder comes in and tries to steal my underwear.
9:41 AM Nov 12th
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Everytime my mother sneezes or coughs, my father yells "H2D3".
7:31 AM Nov 9th
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