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  1. Ain't no freedom like knowing you ain't gettin laid tonight!!! about 17 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. is Gary without the R about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. #I<3 Silicone weapons of mass distraction, with nipples like screw in cleets just a blastin 7:51 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  4. #aintnothinglike getting laid first thing in the morning 5:46 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  5. Baby let me hear those 3 little words: What Eat My Clam? 6:07 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  6. Cash and Ass, to get one you need the other 8:58 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Fat people, please stop wearing tight clothes, I almost threw up my beer 10:57 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  8. Jamba Juice is hopping today... http://yfrog.com/6o74nj 9:20 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  9. This bitch is squirtin all over the place, insane; http://bit.ly/vT3K 9:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. Put a finger in one hole, another in the other, smell both and see the difference a small distance in geographic location makes 8:37 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Wishing I was drunk and staring at Tits and Ass right now, maybe a lunch trip to Diamond Dolls is in order 6:52 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  12. I'm overdue for some big titties in my face 4:39 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  13. The horrible effects of the swine flu, you've been warned get your flu shot now!! http://yfrog.com/j3swinefluyj 5:22 PM Nov 16th from Yfrog
  14. P.O.W. http://yfrog.com/3d5hejj 9:07 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  15. Molly's gadunkadunk is looking oh so fine today, I'd like to get up in that!! 9:01 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  16. Have you ever been thrown out of a titty bar for puking on the stage? I have, one of my finest moments if I must say so :) 5:23 PM Nov 15th from web
  17. My thoughts on swinging, sure I'll do you a solid and fuck your wife, but I don't want you fucking mine.... 3:30 PM Nov 14th from web
  18. #aRealWife will run any kind of scam to get bigger tits to save a marriage http://bit.ly/35zOLv 5:53 PM Nov 13th from web
  19. #aRealWife swallows too!! 5:51 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. #aRealWife would blow you every night!!! 5:49 PM Nov 13th from web