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Smayney

mmm cornish pasty about 2 hours ago via web
massive over reaction. Found them. about 7 hours ago via web
I've lost my rings noooo i remember taking them off but not where i was or what i did with them! DISTRAUGHT about 8 hours ago via web
If anyone's ever taken their #cat #camping i would appreciate knowing how it went...EEEK! about 19 hours ago via web
refreshedddd! Too much to do today might have to overtime it up. Also need to carry on with this application thing. THEN JUBILEE CAMPING! about 19 hours ago via web
@FlangeCannon I think i'm falling asleep as i type. Can we have a sexual phonecall tomorrow? I'm debating doing overtime but i can talk :D 2:42 PM May 31st via web in reply to FlangeCannon
@JudyShowman I had to hide the computer screen from him, he'd have been terribly angry. I am a crazy cat lady. Good luck with the diss! 2:41 PM May 31st via web in reply to JudyShowman
JRhodesPianist Epic photo illusion. Einstein but from afar (and squinting), Marilyn. (via @MattBloomFilms) twitter.com/JRhodesPianist… 11:47 AM May 31st via Photos on iOS Retweeted by Smayney and 91 others
#marriedtothemoonies meh if they were hot and rich it'd take the work out of it wouldn't it. So cringe, but actually quite cute. 1:12 PM May 31st via web
@JudyShowman Can't really complain, i get to drive 4X4s and wear wellies at work, and i have a cat! I'm living the dream! Hehehe yourself? 1:06 PM May 31st via web in reply to JudyShowman
@corsonaa i'm gonna apply for this thing at work and if i don't get it i will come to Australia. TRUE STORY! 1:05 PM May 31st via web in reply to corsonaa
@joenostudio @pcleonard1 Not this weekend not the weekend after that but THEN my calendar is looking relatively emptyyy! 1:05 PM May 31st via web in reply to joenostudio
@joenostudio YOU KEEP SAYING THAT YOU PLOP HEAD! BUT WHEN!!! 1:04 PM May 31st via web in reply to joenostudio
#marriedtothemoonies WHAT THEE ACTUAL FUCK can tell i'm going to love this show. 1:04 PM May 31st via web
Not watched Emmerdale in a few weeks. Someone please tell me why Ashley was working in a kebab shop??! 12:41 PM May 31st via web
@FlangeCannon like ya fanny bag. fits all sorts in there. FLANGEPACK 12:02 PM May 31st via web in reply to FlangeCannon
@GOULCHER He's not that short 12:01 PM May 31st via web in reply to GOULCHER
I JUST WANT TO SAVE THE FLUFFY ANIMALS WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?! DAMN YOU LIFE! 11:59 AM May 31st via web
Hate Job Applications. Doesn't help that i already work at the place and probably should know the answers i don't. Stoopid horticulture. 11:58 AM May 31st via web
@JudyShowman oooh hello stranger! 11:58 AM May 31st via web