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Smayney

  1. mmm cornish pasty
  2. massive over reaction. Found them.
  3. I've lost my rings noooo i remember taking them off but not where i was or what i did with them! DISTRAUGHT
  4. If anyone's ever taken their #cat #camping i would appreciate knowing how it went...EEEK!
  5. refreshedddd! Too much to do today might have to overtime it up. Also need to carry on with this application thing. THEN JUBILEE CAMPING!
  6. @FlangeCannon I think i'm falling asleep as i type. Can we have a sexual phonecall tomorrow? I'm debating doing overtime but i can talk :D
  7. @JudyShowman I had to hide the computer screen from him, he'd have been terribly angry. I am a crazy cat lady. Good luck with the diss!
  8. #marriedtothemoonies meh if they were hot and rich it'd take the work out of it wouldn't it. So cringe, but actually quite cute.
  9. @JudyShowman Can't really complain, i get to drive 4X4s and wear wellies at work, and i have a cat! I'm living the dream! Hehehe yourself?
  10. @corsonaa i'm gonna apply for this thing at work and if i don't get it i will come to Australia. TRUE STORY!
  11. @joenostudio @pcleonard1 Not this weekend not the weekend after that but THEN my calendar is looking relatively emptyyy!
  12. @joenostudio YOU KEEP SAYING THAT YOU PLOP HEAD! BUT WHEN!!!
  13. #marriedtothemoonies WHAT THEE ACTUAL FUCK can tell i'm going to love this show.
  14. Not watched Emmerdale in a few weeks. Someone please tell me why Ashley was working in a kebab shop??!
  15. @FlangeCannon like ya fanny bag. fits all sorts in there. FLANGEPACK
  16. @GOULCHER He's not that short
  17. I JUST WANT TO SAVE THE FLUFFY ANIMALS WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?! DAMN YOU LIFE!
  18. Hate Job Applications. Doesn't help that i already work at the place and probably should know the answers i don't. Stoopid horticulture.
  19. @JudyShowman oooh hello stranger!