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Smashiley

  1. Painting flowers but they look like poop.
  2. Can't stop this feeling, there's no escape, no sleep tonight
  3. Omg someone ate someone's brain and heart in Maryland!
  4. Not being at school is almost as good as being in Disneyland, I guess.
  5. A cigarette rests between her lips but I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way.
  6. @mooreofsammie <333
  7. Goodmorning babies twitter.com/Smashiley/stat…
  8. Srsly Thad must you feel the need to constantly touch my face
  9. Are you the pregnant skank who called my house?
  10. Slow blows or die.
  11. Two of my kittens are girls 😣 I don't know what to name them but I hate having unnamed babies
  12. We have this nice platter of knuckle sandwiches here. Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
  13. I'll have Larry stick his finger so far up your butt that your breath will smell like Larry's finger.
  14. When @HassyJRomieh says Kid >
  15. I hate not being able to go out more than anything else.