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@NikkiVixxen we shall start a Snuggie club. We should start fielding applications and essays.9:35 PM Jul 13th from txt
@NikkiVixxen we will bump animal print snuggies.9:28 PM Jul 13th from txt
Heading to @NikkiVixxen's for snuggie sleep over and nomfest.9:20 PM Jul 13th from txt
Since @Nikkivixxen is working and can't undertake her human blanket duties. I am on the couch reading boutcasts in a zebra print snuggie.4:46 PM Jul 12th from web
I need a human blanket. I nominate @NikkiVixxen.2:40 PM Jul 12th from txt
@pooponyourface thanks for letting me ride your jock. It was HAWT.8:56 AM Jul 12th from web
@HunterStompson right. I am pretty much a whore. A very fun whore.8:52 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to HunterStompson
@sYnthYte awkward is my middle name. Charmingly Awkward.1:54 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to sYnthYte
I rode some jock and vagina tonight. Ahhhh, I love afterparties...12:56 AM Jul 12th from txt
@jamesbritton I believe that I will be visiting Shanbally in Sept. Please advise as to what is good. I know you are in Galway but need help.12:21 AM Jul 11th from web
@ccrg good luck this weekend! I wish I could go, but I have a local game that night. Sucks because it would be only a 3 hour drive!12:40 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to ccrg
Thanks to @NikkiVixxen, I am doing the drive of shame home.6:26 AM Jul 9th from txt
Am I fucked up because I prefer not to use exclamation points? I prefer no joy EVER.8:07 PM Jul 8th from txt
Heading home before midnight. shock.9:09 PM Jul 7th from txt
peanut butter jelly time.1:10 PM Jul 7th from web
@ExtremeFajitas in @NikkiVixxen's butt.5:41 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to ExtremeFajitas
Finished practice, getting some nom, and heading to @NikkiVixxen's to watch Roller Warriors.8:21 PM Jul 6th from txt
panang curry and then probably a photo swap app party at Percy Controll's. We will pray for penetration...4:22 PM Jul 5th from web
Just home from 4th of July celebrating. Can we say the LiverPool is cold? Oh, and the Livers were awesome at Way Out.3:39 AM Jul 5th from web
I am going to pet some sting rays. That is not a sexual reference.12:56 PM Jul 3rd from web