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@Pbacker so true :) 8:07 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Pbacker
@dysolution I use peanut oil since I catch mine at the circus. 8:07 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to dysolution
When is it appropriate to say: "Have you gained weight?" That's right. Never. Remember that. Or die. 3:31 PM Nov 25th from web
@dysolution Coconut oil, peanut oil, or canola oil? 3:19 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to dysolution
Thanksgiving is sure to yield at least a chapter's worth of material for the book. Nothing like the holidays to cure writer's block. 12:52 PM Nov 24th from web
Directors Conference was amazing. Working on ideas of how to spread the word & keep people connected in the upcoming months. 12:13 PM Nov 24th from web
@dysolution Yes. I am them. 8:51 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to dysolution
Tweet....Tweet....Tweet. ...........Tweet. Tweet. 2:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
@ecelello hope the sick house clears up before the holidays 10:32 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ecelello
Andrew Taylor at the National Community Theatre Director's Conference in T minus two hours 9:27 AM Nov 23rd from web
I am them. 9:08 PM Nov 22nd from web
@dysolution ...or becoming a casting director 10:52 AM Nov 22nd from web
Does two pieces of string cheese count as supper? 4:34 PM Nov 21st from web
Alarm sounding. Patience breached. Everyone run for cover. 1:03 PM Nov 21st from web
Irony: seeing hundreds of high schoolers in 80s "Save by the Bell" inspired clothes and realizing how lame we all looked in high school 2:32 PM Nov 20th from web
@jgbez ...and it lingers. ahhh hygiene. 2:31 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to jgbez
1700 high school students in one building. Hormonal bombardment may require armor and a shield. 9:56 AM Nov 20th from web
PCs are the bad boys you dated when you were young and stupid. Macs are the grownups who open the door for you & make you supper. 4:34 PM Nov 19th from web
Today someone asked me "how many kids do you have?" I responded "none that I know of." She didn't get it. 9:40 PM Nov 18th from web
The only way this day could get any worse is ... oh wait, it couldn't. 10:19 AM Nov 18th from web

Name Sarah Marty
Location Madison, WI
Bio Maybe if I leave the office a mess I can cultivate a professorial mystique where no one knows what I do but everyone thinks I'm brilliant.