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JVideo11 Here's a Krusty The Clown prank Birthday message I did. Haven't done Krusty in a long time. Really liked this one. fb.me/27VcD0K8I 28 minutes ago via Facebook Retweeted by SmartassesNet
JVideo11 Here's a new Morgan Freeman prank phone call I did. The guy gave me a pretty good script to work with, so I... fb.me/1t0cdrkbX 29 minutes ago via Facebook Retweeted by SmartassesNet
joy_bulanhagui @SmartassesNet thanks for the shoutout. Did Thia Megia connect w/ u already? 31 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SmartassesNet Retweeted by SmartassesNet
@joy_bulanhagui You're welcome. And sadly, no, @TMegiaAI10 has not contacted us yet... and we're pretty eager to go to work for her. :) 19 minutes ago via web in reply to joy_bulanhagui
briguy700 Thank you's and #FFs for @ttiger2004 @pgtwitted @Bigfoot__ @SmartassesNet @diamonddodge! :) about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by SmartassesNet
"Wait. Seriously? You've got good swamp land in Florida for sale?" - Gullible's Travels. about 6 hours ago via web
The Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Brands. #RT #DF twitter.com/SmartassesNet/… about 7 hours ago via web
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The Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Brands. (Yes, you may share.) fb.me/1mYmP2uni about 18 hours ago via Facebook
VIVAROSITA Johan and I :) twitter.com/VIVAROSITA/sta… 2:28 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SmartassesNet and 3 others
VIVAROSITA My mom and I at a press conference at Citi Field :) twitter.com/VIVAROSITA/sta… 2:27 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SmartassesNet and 4 others
@VIVAROSITA Finally! Thea supports the TRUE New York Team. :) #BleedingBlueAndOrange #FTheYankees 12:16 AM May 31st via web in reply to VIVAROSITA
itsvedatime Just did a podcast with @MrBrandonStroud where we mostly talked about Yogi Bear's cave & showbiz dogs. Five stars 9:05 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SmartassesNet and 4 others
@KaeceeSeverance Isn't having an All-State Insurance budget prerequisite for eating Ramen these days? #DontPissOffDennisHaysbert 12:09 AM May 31st via web in reply to KaeceeSeverance
MarieAvgeropou1 I've always respected my elders. Including the random 80 yr old lady who flipped on me 4 having a metal collar on my dog. #mindyourown #grr 11:46 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SmartassesNet
<--- Is chomping at the bit to begin going to work promoting @TMegiaAI10 , @neshaTayXo and @itsvedatime . God love em. 1:57 PM May 30th via web
Official Smartasses T-Shirts and iPhone Cases are all 50% off for the next two days. That's a lot. fb.me/1HdSLWBqE 11:21 AM May 30th via Facebook
@OdetteAnnable I really think you're forgetting something, Miss I-Wear-My-Mets-Hat-To-Dodgers-Games. ;) #DavidWrightForPresident 6:55 PM May 29th via web in reply to OdetteAnnable
TexasVolleyball here is the Texas 2012 volleyball schedule bit.ly/L2ouzq 3:02 PM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SmartassesNet and 6 others

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